Thursday 13: My 13 Worst Habits

- Leaving the cereal box open
- Not using twist ties on the bread
- Picking at my nails
- Swearing like the spawn of a trucker and a sailor
- Stealing all the covers
- I don’t pair up the socks
- I always bend the plug for the computer and break it
- I’m an emotional eater
- I’m emotional
- I correct everyone’s grammar
- I yell A LOT
- I don’t think before I speak
- I text when I shouldn’t
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Minus only a couple of those, I can totally relate! LOL
HUGS
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1. Wow! Okay, I’ll try to come up with jokes for most (if not all) of these subjects–13 of them! This may take awhile… Went shopping for mens’ bodywash. Apparently, it only comes in 3 scents: “Used-Car Salesman,” “Creepy Uncle,” and “Pick-Up Artist.”
2. I never watch Jon & Kate, but I think they will be okay if they just have another baby.
3. I shower with mango-scented body wash, just like the pioneers did.
4. I am an expert with the fly swatter. I’m the Fly-Cutioner. You have to be there, but the hood really sells it, trust me.
5. Cargo pants are okay, but I miss the days when my manservant handed my falcon to me.
6. I don’t do drugs because drug addiction can be very self-centered–I bet Richard Pryor didn’t even stop to light anyone’s cigarette.
7. They say a happy marriage is filled with adventure, intimacy, and trust. But I say it’s like a potato chips bag–some settling may occur.
8. glares tell me people know what I just did in my car. Screw you, it was one Huey Lewis song and I didn’t even know all the words.
9. Those assholes at Chuck E. Cheese threw me out today. They said I was too grown up to play in the ball pit. And too naked.
10. Just relaxing and taking it easy before I have to start procrastinating and goofing off.
11. Driving by a prison transport bus while hearing “This Was My Life” by Megadeth is kinda depressing. Just kidding, it’s actually pretty funny.
12. I know how to prepare an epicurean feast of culinary excellence! Fine, Easy Mac with hotdogs. Don’t judge.
13. I think I’m pretty good at alienating people. No one will call me back to confirm that, though.
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not so very bad
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I pick at my nails as well…
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Have a good Thursday.
I correct everyone’s grammar (and spelling!) too. I can’t help myself, even though I know it drives people nuts. It’s just a huge pet peeve of mine, and I can’t help myself!
I pick at the skin next to my nails and make myself bleed…even worse than picking at nails, I think.
Leaving the cereal box open at our house will get you in such serious trouble from da man. ;D But maybe it’s because we don’t have a cutie-pie like your son eating out of the box…maybe dh wouldn’t be so annoyed then. LOL!
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You don’t pair up the socks?
Do you never wear them, or do you wear red and green for everyone to be seen?
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1. I get so involved in my computer I forget to feed everyone until I get pained, starved looks (do however manage quick breaks to get snacks for myself from the fridge throughout the day – not sure how I manage that)
…or my coffee for that matter
2. Am just a little OCD…so DON’T get between me and my habits
3. Used to be Guiding Light junkie…sadly they went off the air just a few weeks ago
Not going to hit magic 13…will have to come back when my muddled brain can think of some more…
Loved yours btw
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I think I would prefer the texting when you shouldn’t rather than talking when you shouldn’t (like when you are on the phone with someone!)
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I share a lot of those bad habits too. I get accused of hogging the covers too.
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Hi Julie.
They do start early don’t they?
Have fun.
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This is a cute meme. Number 4 and 5 made me giggle.
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Heh heh heh…we could be twins! Totally NOT JOKING! (Yes, I was yelling that!)
I have a lot of those same problems so I can totally relate! Especially the swearing, the socks, the emotional eating and the yelling. I really have to start working on some of those. The socks can stay unpaired though.
I think we might have the same parents since we share the same potty mouth.
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This would be a tough list for me to put together. Yes I do have faults, I just can’t think of them right now. I guess my biggest ones would be I complain a lot and yell a lot.
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I think we might have the same parents since we share the same potty mouth.
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Haha, girl, you’re not the only one with most of those, it’s ok!!

~Tabitha
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1. I worry all the time – seems I can never just relax!
2. I too am an emotional eater….a cookie sounds great right now!