Sep
30
2009

Thursday 13: My 13 Worst Habits

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  1. Leaving the cereal box open
  2. Not using twist ties on the bread
  3. Picking at my nails
  4. Swearing like the spawn of a trucker and a sailor
  5. Stealing all the covers
  6. I don’t pair up the socks
  7. I always bend the plug for the computer and break it
  8. I’m an emotional eater
  9. I’m emotional
  10. I correct everyone’s grammar
  11. I yell A LOT
  12. I don’t think before I speak
  13. I text when I shouldn’t

Written by Julie Maloney in: Uncategorized

19 Comments

  • Rocio says:

    Minus only a couple of those, I can totally relate! LOL
    HUGS
    .-= Rocio´s last blog ..Where is Mom? =-.

  • Dr. B. says:

    1. Wow! Okay, I’ll try to come up with jokes for most (if not all) of these subjects–13 of them! This may take awhile… Went shopping for mens’ bodywash. Apparently, it only comes in 3 scents: “Used-Car Salesman,” “Creepy Uncle,” and “Pick-Up Artist.”

    2. I never watch Jon & Kate, but I think they will be okay if they just have another baby.

    3. I shower with mango-scented body wash, just like the pioneers did.

    4. I am an expert with the fly swatter. I’m the Fly-Cutioner. You have to be there, but the hood really sells it, trust me.

    5. Cargo pants are okay, but I miss the days when my manservant handed my falcon to me.

    6. I don’t do drugs because drug addiction can be very self-centered–I bet Richard Pryor didn’t even stop to light anyone’s cigarette.

    7. They say a happy marriage is filled with adventure, intimacy, and trust. But I say it’s like a potato chips bag–some settling may occur.

    8. glares tell me people know what I just did in my car. Screw you, it was one Huey Lewis song and I didn’t even know all the words.

    9. Those assholes at Chuck E. Cheese threw me out today. They said I was too grown up to play in the ball pit. And too naked.

    10. Just relaxing and taking it easy before I have to start procrastinating and goofing off.

    11. Driving by a prison transport bus while hearing “This Was My Life” by Megadeth is kinda depressing. Just kidding, it’s actually pretty funny.

    12. I know how to prepare an epicurean feast of culinary excellence! Fine, Easy Mac with hotdogs. Don’t judge.

    13. I think I’m pretty good at alienating people. No one will call me back to confirm that, though.
    .-= Dr. B.´s last blog ..RUSH LIMBAUGH’S BIG FAT REPUBLICAN HEALTH CARE PLAN =-.

  • kyooty says:

    not so very bad
    .-= kyooty´s last blog ..Excitment of Tuesday Afternoon =-.

  • Erica says:

    I pick at my nails as well… :) I’ve left some linky love for you on my blog!

    Thank you for being an interesting and regular blogger! You make the blogosphere a brighter place.

    Have a good Thursday.

  • Kristy says:

    I correct everyone’s grammar (and spelling!) too. I can’t help myself, even though I know it drives people nuts. It’s just a huge pet peeve of mine, and I can’t help myself!

  • Teresa says:

    I pick at the skin next to my nails and make myself bleed…even worse than picking at nails, I think.

    Leaving the cereal box open at our house will get you in such serious trouble from da man. ;D But maybe it’s because we don’t have a cutie-pie like your son eating out of the box…maybe dh wouldn’t be so annoyed then. LOL!
    .-= Teresa´s last blog ..Random Tuesday Fact =-.

  • laane says:

    You don’t pair up the socks?
    Do you never wear them, or do you wear red and green for everyone to be seen?
    .-= laane´s last blog ..Entrewas: for present and past members of entrecard =-.

  • Stefanie says:

    1. I get so involved in my computer I forget to feed everyone until I get pained, starved looks (do however manage quick breaks to get snacks for myself from the fridge throughout the day – not sure how I manage that)
    2. Am just a little OCD…so DON’T get between me and my habits :) …or my coffee for that matter
    3. Used to be Guiding Light junkie…sadly they went off the air just a few weeks ago

    Not going to hit magic 13…will have to come back when my muddled brain can think of some more…
    Loved yours btw :)
    .-= Stefanie´s last blog ..Keeping An Eye on Your Child: High and Low Tech Solutions =-.

  • I think I would prefer the texting when you shouldn’t rather than talking when you shouldn’t (like when you are on the phone with someone!)
    .-= Vicki@frugalmomknowsbest´s last blog ..Discount School Supply Winner!! =-.

  • I share a lot of those bad habits too. I get accused of hogging the covers too.
    .-= Secret Mom Thoughts´s last blog ..Wordless Wednesday =-.

  • harriet says:

    Hi Julie.
    They do start early don’t they?

    Have fun.
    .-= harriet´s last blog ..I Challenge You to Leave 1000 Comments!!!!!!! =-.

  • This is a cute meme. Number 4 and 5 made me giggle.
    .-= Maria@Conversations with Moms´s last blog ..Friday Frustrations – Wackos =-.

  • Heh heh heh…we could be twins! Totally NOT JOKING! (Yes, I was yelling that!) :)

  • Raven says:

    I have a lot of those same problems so I can totally relate! Especially the swearing, the socks, the emotional eating and the yelling. I really have to start working on some of those. The socks can stay unpaired though.

  • Casey says:

    I think we might have the same parents since we share the same potty mouth.
    .-= Casey´s last blog ..Club Half As Small As You: Month 13 =-.

  • This would be a tough list for me to put together. Yes I do have faults, I just can’t think of them right now. I guess my biggest ones would be I complain a lot and yell a lot.
    .-= Cascia @ Healthy Moms´s last blog ..Saving Money for the Holidays =-.

  • CI says:

    I think we might have the same parents since we share the same potty mouth.
    .-= Casey´s last blog ..<a href=”http://halfasgoodasyou.com/?p=5641″ rel=”nofollow”>Club Half As Small As You: Month 13</a> =-.

  • Tabitha Blue says:

    Haha, girl, you’re not the only one with most of those, it’s ok!!
    :)
    ~Tabitha
    .-= Tabitha Blue´s last blog ..22 Weeks =-.

  • 1. I worry all the time – seems I can never just relax!
    2. I too am an emotional eater….a cookie sounds great right now!

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