Well, it’s Tuesday.  I’ve been looking forward to today all week.  I love being random, especially since I have so many random things happening right now.

I’ll start with the trauma.  My 3 year old zipped his zipper too fast sans undies today and got his man meat caught in there.  It was like ‘There’s Something About Mary’.  I had to grab a hold of his dingus with one hand and rip the zipper back down with the other all while trying not to both cry and vomit all over him.

Lucky for everyone, he’s got enough to spare.  While he’s definitely sore and red, the damage could have been worse had he not been hung like a 30 year old.  I put some ointment and a bandage on it and gave him a fudge bar and ‘Madagascar’ to distract him until the Tylenol kicked in and the pain lessened.

Big things are happening behind the scenes here at The Cool Mom Guide.  You may or may not be hearing a buzz about it, but there is going to be a big fat announcement tomorrow that I’m very excited to share with all of you.

Jake, AKA Franks and Beans, can not speak to his 8 month old little brother without raising his voice about 4 octives.  No matter what he’s doing, if he has to turn to Josh to say something, his voice reaches Mariah Carey levels.

Giving a shout out to my big bro, Mark.  Tomorrow’s his birthday and I want him to know I love him.  He’s working with me on my super cool new project that’s so totally awesome it’ll blow your minds, but more on that tomorrow.

I’m going to be in the Charlotte Observer in the next few days.  They called me interested in both my Fantasy Football team and the fact I don’t wear pants on Sundays.  I don’t know how it’ll turn out, but I adore the gentleman who interviewed me and I really look forward to seeing how it turns out.  I also want the Panthers to read it and invite me to a private party for me and 50 of my friends.

I’m hopefully getting over Laryngitis and an Upper Respiratory Infection.  I was put on antibiotics yesterday.  I basically missed Thanksgiving because I couldn’t speak.  I went to the neighbors house but my heart wasn’t in it and I came home miserable, but really, what’s the holiday’s without misery?

Okay,  so that’s all for today’s random thoughts.  I have to get back to work on my super cool awesome project.  For all of you who saw my blog carnival today, it was completely unplanned.  I was actually a part of a different Carnival that launched today and I thought I was advertising it on Blog Carnival.  I didn’t realize I was making it so those bloggers could sign up.  Once I realized what I had done (yesterday), I felt I had to try my hand at publishing the Carnival on my site.  Wouldn’t have been fair to the bloggers who submitted if I hadn’t.  I actually enjoyed it, so look for another round to be announced once I get my head straight.

For more random Tuesday thoughts, Check out Keely at The Un Mom and these other participants-

1. Heddy over at Maternal Spark

2. Erin Tales over at The Mom Buzz

3. ArtSnark – check out her Etsy shop, it rocks!

4. Michelle at Michelle’s Blog