Okay people, this is it!  The day I’ve been longing for!  I’m getting fresh blood!  WOOT! Sure, it’ll take three hours of my life from me once a month and the allergy shots are going to happen about three days a week so that kills another hour and a half and my gas but it’s worth it – I’m going to be “healthy”!

I wonder what that “being healthy”feels like?  I’m not sure if I ever really have.  They suspect whatever the fuck is wrong with my blood cells has been with me a long time and they want me to get my kids checked because it’s inherited but I just can’t take that stress right now.  I have to heal me first.  The kids seem fine and their well visit is in May.  Friggin’ super.

So today I become a Vamp.  I’m already a blogger and rock some sweet Ninja moves so you’d better watch out now that I’m going to have my tiger blood in me.  WINNING!

Sidebar:  Charlie Sheen is brilliant.  Who else makes millions off of being a crackhead without having to deal it?

So I’m not nervous, I’m terribly excited.  It took forever for today to come.  I’m going to be tweeting (Twitter.com/Momspective) and Facebooking (Facebook.com/Momspective) the entire thing, just like I always do and I’ll be screwing around online because they have free wi-fi.  Oooh.

I didn’t know what to post today since I’m just wrapped up in all of this so I’m going to drop a bit of comedic gold from my “Ways to Amuse Yourself in Public”.  No need to wish me luck today, just head over to Facebook or Twitter and hang out with me!

• While walking your dog carry a whip.
• Instead of a stroller bring a lawnmower.
• Ride a tandem bike alone talking romantically to yourself.
• Walk around with a broken leash screaming “He has rabies!”
• Grab a Frisbee mid-air and start barking as you run off.
• Hook up water ski’s to a canoe on a beach.
• Play basketball alone and keep screaming “Foul!”
• Act as a valet at your local park.
• Go up to random mother and ask if they will kiss your boo boo.
• Run after a person riding a bike and beg for a ride on their handlebars.

Eh.  That’s about all I feel like doing for now.  You got a nice giggle out of it and I managed to write something for the day so it’s a win-win as far as I’m concerned.  I didn’t want the stress of having to figure out what to say during my infusion.  I’m also bringing my iPad and that auto-correct really fucks with me.

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