Jun
24
2009

Thursday Thirteen -13 Weird Things About Me

Today, I am in the hospital having a total hysterectomy.  They’re taking the works.  My parts are broken and I hurt so they need to go.  If anything bad comes out of it, I (or someone) will let you know.  @SuperJennBlogs will be tweeting and I’ll do my best to regain consciousness so I can Tweet and Facebook my status updates as soon as possible.  In the meantime, I’m going to post 13 weird ass things about me.

  1. I cut the ends off my chicken tenders because I was once told they were real fingers and I didn’t want to eat the nails.
  2. I’m petrified of escalators.  It takes me about 15 minutes to step on one.
  3. I’m equally as petrified (if not more so) of clowns and sunflowers.  They both make my head hurt.
  4. I hold tweezers when I read.
  5. I refuse to close cereal boxes properly.  I know I should, I just choose not to.
  6. I have to have my inbox empty.  Cell and email.  I can’t stand seeing piled up emails (JENN).
  7. If I see or hear the sound of teeth being brushed, I throw up (I use an electric AND run the water).
  8. I can’t watch scary movies because I end up dreaming I die every time.
  9. I’m allergic to all narcotics in the opiate family (payback from college?)
  10. I can’t climax unless my legs are straight. (TMI?)
  11. I won’t eat anything off a bone.  (Ribs, wings, etc)
  12. I’ve never had cheesecake.
  13. I refuse to eat anything that comes from a body of water.

Written by Julie Maloney in: Uncategorized

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