My pictures seldom have anything to do with the topic, I just think Chuck Norris is badass and nothing can defeat him. It’s my new favorite day of the week, the week where I don’t have to think up a story I can just sit and answer questions about myself. Wednesday used to be my favorite because it takes no effort whatsoever but I LOVE to talk about me so here we go!
Have any memories that you’d like to forget?
That’s what therapy is for. I’d prefer to keep this light so I’m not going to delve into my past.
Is there someone you really like to hang out with and just talk about stuff?
I love my husband more than I love myself but if we’re excluding family I’d have to say Mr. Chris Tingley. I talk to him about everything almost every day. I can honestly say I talk to him more than I talk to anyone else.
Have you ever been called prince or princess?
There’s this stalker douchebag who always used to get drunk, fuck up my hair and call me princess. I wanted to kick him in his sack.
Do you think teenagers are weird?
I was voted most unique of my high school class so I’m going to have to go with yes. I was SUPER weird. I campaigned for it. I will say this, teenagers are looking younger and younger. I remember in the 80′s they all looked like 30 year old porn stars.
How fast does your mood change?
I’m bipolar. Without medication it can change every hour. I forgot to take it once last week and I ended up with short term memory loss which led to me not talking it three more mornings in a row and I almost had a nervous breakdown. I have my pills in cases clearly marked and next to my toothbrush and I swear I took them but when it comes time for my second dose I see that I actually didn’t and I get loco for about ten days. I’m on day three of balancing out and I’m going on a four hour road trip with my children this weekend to see my mother. I hope to all that is holy I can keep my shit together.
How are you feeling?
I’m thrilled! It’s my son’s fifth birthday
Do you want someone to call you right now?
If you call me you’ll go straight to voice mail. Text me all you want but don’t expect a call because phones scare the crap out of me. I have phone-a-phobia.
What do you always take with you?
Lip gloss and my cell phone.
Is your bed comfortable?
It’s a brand new split king memory foam bed. I haven’t had back pain in the morning since the day we bought it. It doesn’t even squeak when we have the happy fun time. You didn’t need to know that.
Would you say you’re an understanding person?
I’d say I’m likely too understanding. I empathize with everyone and only see the good in people. It’s why I ended up in therapy, I’m too trusting and people take advantage of me.
Are you generally a happy person?
Generally, yes. I have the perfect life save for the fact that I’m a medical freak. I take as many pills as a senior citizen and as long as I’m on schedule virtually nothing except my children and getting hit on annoys me.
Who’s in your facebook profile picture with you?
I rarely have anyone in it with me, I’m WAY too vain for that. I do have my family as my cover photo though. I believe the only person I’ve ever had in a profile picture with me is my best friend Courtney. She’s the most beautiful girl in the world.
Were you single on Valentines Day?
I’ve been married almost nine years. I got a new vacuum and found it romantic. That’s dedication holmes.
What is the last movie you watched?
“The Watch” with Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller and Jonah Hill. It was better than I expected but nothing can beat out “Ted” in the humor department.
Do you listen to songs when you’re done?
When I’m done doing what? I listen to The Beatles, Eagles, Led Zeppelin, The Muppet Green Album and Jason Mraz when I shower and when I can’t sleep.
How long does it take you to fall asleep at night?
I take a handful of pills and they take about 45 minutes to kick in. Then I wake up three hours later and take two more pills to get me through another four hours.
Are you talkative?
I’ve always been told I am but then I had children. They make me seem like a mime.
What did you do on St. Patty’s Day?
I stayed in my robe and watched Wreck It Ralph with my family. I’m bipolar, drinking makes me want to kill myself (not joking). I haven’t had a drink in almost 19 months.