Jun
25
2010

Are We Allowed To Swear In Our Titles?

I really want to know the answer to that.  Because sometimes I like to swear (okay, all the time – whatever) and I think of catchy titles and then I think that some people who subscribe to my feed might get a bit offended if I swear in the title.  Then I think that if I don’t swear and the title is amusing enough to bring them over, they’re going to get slapped with a bunch of naughty words.

Does anyone else think saying naughty sounds dirty?  I just said it (clearly) and it made me feel dirty.  Maybe I should have said “bad words” but if I did that, I wouldn’t have been able to write this part so I’m just going to roll with it.

I know that prior to this past week I’ve always had a specific story to tell but for some reason, I’ve been a happy rambler.  I don’t have much to talk about because my drive home from Syracuse was so horrendous, I would only depress everyone, especially since I came home to a dead fish.

Baby Playing Guitar Hero

I decided to put that picture in because I made myself sad by talking about my fish, Mulder “Bob” Maloney (R.I.P.) and my two year old rocking out to Guitar Hero in diapers and a hoodie makes me giggle.

My main objective lately is to get my ass back on the blog train and show some blog love.  I got nailed by those three malware attacks and it not only killed my numbers, but it screwed my blog so I have the most wonderful woman on earth, Debbie Lawrence from We Speak Media and Bird On A Wire not only hosting my websites, but keeping them safe and wonderful.  I love her.   She’s most likely reading this so I love you, Debbie!!!

*pause for a sigh of appreciation*

My new goal is to write whatever the fuck comes from my brain and onto this blog and be proud of it.  I’m going to show my bloggy love by returning all the comments you leave and I’m going to explore the bloggy world for more blogs to read and comment on.  I think I’ll most likely hit up Keely’s site, The Un Mom, because she is the creator of the totally awesome stress relieving Random Tuesday Thoughts meme (I don’t know what meme means either but that’s what we all call them.) I throw out every week.  Since we have the same sense of humor (we both swear and like zombies), I feel that the other RTT participants are just as cool as we are, so I’ll read their shit and meander about the bloggy world to see what it has to offer.

What sucks is that I travel a bit and when I do I get so busy I can barely keep up with writing and returning emails, henceforth fucking up the comment flow I established.  I have no travel plans until August so I should be able to pump up the jam (<—now that song is in your head) and get back to my bloggy self. We seriously all need to say “henceforth” more.  Trust me on this one, it’s cool.

This is my father’s Facebook pro tip: Adding ‘especially in this economy’ to any comment instantly makes it more blue-collar and “authentic.” Try it!

Okay, that’s my blast for today.  I actually do have some kick ass stories to tell but I’m going to tell them next week.  I’m too eager to get to the pool to remember what I wanted to tell you but I know I wrote a post this week saying there are stories to tell so I’ll refer back to them Monday and see what I can do for you, especially in this economy.

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