Random Tuesday Thoughts _ Stealing From Daddy
I’m currently out of town so if you’re not seeing me on your blogs commenting, it’s because my head is spinning and I’m probably not even going to turn my computer on. I’ll be facebooking and tweeting from my cell phone and for some reason, Twitter only shows @ replies from certain people at random times so if I don’t tweet back, I’m not ignoring you. I will however, get all comments on my Facebook pages.
Because I am extremely overwhelmed and my brain is incapable of thinking, I’ve decided to rip my father off and just list my favorite Facebook updates he publishes. He is by far the most random, hilarious person I have ever encountered, and you’ll see where my sense of humor comes from. Looking for more random? Hot up Keely’s linky over at The Un Mom. You won’t regret it.
Here it goes-
I have no idea why they say that counting sheep helps you fall asleep. This farm is freezing and these cows are noisy as hell.
How many roads must a man walk down before he realizes there’s a sidewalk?
The recession is over and people are celebrating in the streets…. Oh, I’m sorry, those are unemployment lines.
Nervous among strangers? Shout “I’M NORMAL!” as loud as you can every few minutes to set everyone at ease.
When life hands you lemons, be all like “WTF, life!? I can’t pay my bills with fruit!” and wait patiently until life hands you dollars.
Once I was very nauseated but unable to throw up. I was diagnosed with projectile dysfunction.
Says in a recent study, researchers found coffee to be a poor nighttime beverage choice. Participants complained they “couldn’t fucking sleep.”
On Halloween I’m giving out lemons to see if any kids make lemonade. Kids love life lessons even better than candy, right?
Each Halloween instead of candy I like to give neighborhood kids a scare. This year I’ll be discussing the national debt & the impact it will have on their generation.
What’s it called when you stake a vampire at sunrise? Morning wood. Hey-ooo!
I wanted to dress as a turn signal for Halloween, but nobody around here knows what the hell that is.
Isn’t halloween a little like home delivery for pedophiles?
I could go on, AND ON, but I have to stop. I can’t stop laughing and I might vomit. I love you, Daddy. Without you, I couldn’t possibly be this twisted.
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It’s funny that even my hubby (Joe) laughs when I repeat something that your dad is posting on facebook. I think we all enjoy not knowing what is coming up next. lol
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IN THE NEWS: Scientists have successfully regrown rabbit penises, offering men with erectile dysfunction hope that they, too, can have a rabbit penis.
If they engineer a hand to open jars, the male population will be rendered useless.
PS: I framed Roger Rabbit
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November 10th, 2009 at 7:48 am
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It must be so much fun growing up around your dad…
I love the part about life giving you lemons, cause it’s SO true!
Love yah Julie, have a safe and pleasant trip!
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I see where you get your personality from…that is so awesome!
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hahaha!!!! is this a Status Generator or are they his own work. BTW nic new pic over ——-> there!
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Like father, like daughter, right?
Love it!
Hope your head stops spinning soon…
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Oh girl, you always crack me up, now I know where some of it comes from!
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That’s hilarious. Your Dad must keep you laughing all day. Enjoy your trip.
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Your dad is a riot! And the apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
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Hope your having a fun trip. Those status updates really explain a lot! LOL!
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The last one is classic! LOL!
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Now I don’t have to have a crush on you, I can crush on your dad. You are obviously one in the same wink wink
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this is just what i needed tonight. hilarious! can i be his friend just to read his updates!
Love this one since I’m on a farm….
I have no idea why they say that counting sheep helps you fall asleep. This farm is freezing and these cows are noisy as hell.
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Home delivery for pedophiles – nice.
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