Yeah, so I’m officially addicted to coffee.  So much so that I go to Dunkin Donuts every day at least twice a day to buy their coffee.  Whilst at the drive thru I noticed they sell K-Cups so I figured it was time to invest in a coffee maker.  I’m too cheap to buy the actual one so I grabbed the $79 Mr. Coffee one and a cup that fits it.  I’m going to have to brew two cups to fill to my standards and yes, I’m keeping it in my bathroom.  I like to wake up, put my makeup on and leave within ten minutes when I open at work so my plan is to start brewing right away so it’s ready when I am.  I like to drink it on my twenty minute ride to work so I’m ready to poo just before my shift starts.

It’s brilliant.

Now as for this “spill proof cup” I’ve already proven that’s bullshit.  I brewed myself a cup and sat down to say hello to you and immediately dropped it on my floor.  It spilled a bit.  The coffee tastes like shit but I’m using what was in the box and not my usual DD and it’s also Decaf so I’m assuming that’s why.

Have I mentioned that I’m going to Ireland Wednesday?  Yeah.  I will be mentioning it every day I’m fairly sure.  It was just planned last night at the last minute because that’s how I roll.  A friend is going to be passing through there and sent me a ticket to do the same so I got my shifts covered by some wonderful coworkers and I’m headed to take you and my Monkey Pillow Pet on a free trip to Dublin.

It makes up for me being sick and shit on all the time.

Yes, I cleared it with my doctor.  I’m going the day after my infusion on a red-eye and I’ll be asleep for the majority of it so I’ll get the rest I need the following day like I usually take when I get all pumped up and I’ll be all full of plasma to protect me against the wicked wonders of the world.

Don’t hate me.

Okay, hate me.  You’ll get over it.

Unless you’re my mother.

Other than me randomly shooting across the globe and getting a new coffee maker nothing’s new.  I feel great, I’m still not drinking but I need to go to the bars to say hello to my friends because I’ve been a douche about it.  I can handle being around alcohol, I push it on people like crazy and I’m damn good at it I just can’t stand the smell of it on people and some of my friends are close talkers so I wanted to wait a minute before I started going out.  I’m beginning to find a nice balance between all my responsibilities and I can’t stop eating the free chips Barb sent me from me winning her Frito Lay contest.  I feel so fat. That sentence didn’t flow the way I wanted it to.

That’s seriously all I’ve got for you.  My therapist told me it was normal for me to lack creativity for a while and if I lose some of you it’s okay, I’ll get you back.  I write out of love not out of money since I have a job now.  Lately I’ve just been missing the love.  Expect a great week next week because I’ll be posting pictures on Facebook and writing a ton of shit in here.  My friend wants to stay out of this and the generosity is all I need to stay quiet.  I feel like Julia Roberts in “Pretty Woman” only I’m not a whore.

Have a great day!

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