Jul
28
2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts – Whiskey, Tightrope Walking and Red Curtains

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My mind is still reeling from Chi-town.  I seriously feel like I have no mental capacity left.  I also realized that all of my random thoughts end up on Twitter, which makes Tuesday’s a little tough for me, but shit, I always have SOMETHING to say.

I have no problem making fun of myself for talking to much but can’t stand it when someone agrees with me about it.

Sarah, how’s about you whip me up an Oreo pie (with Chocolate crust) for Tuesday?  Huh?  You wanna?  We can sit at my kitchen table and eat the whole thing together then blog about how we shouldn’t have done that for Fitness Friday.

Often times, I’ll think of a taste of random and slap it in my cell to refer to when I’m writing these each Tuesday.  I just pulled up the “notes” section I keep these thoughts in and all I can find is two phrases- “Poking myself” and “Fitness is like laundry”.  Anyone have any thought on what would make me jot THOSE notes down?

People walking around in costumes scare the shit out of me.  If they’re hanging out with a clown and a mime holding Sunflowers while on an escalator, I would probably drop a deuce right there on the spot.

The worst part about being in Syracuse besides being about two weeks behind on my work is that all the greatest foods on earth are here.  I’m so lucky I have a great ass now, because it’s been swimming in gravy.

Okay, making this a short one.   I’m too distracted screwing around on Facebook.  I’ll get my Tweet and Whrrl on when I get my regular laptop back.  This tiny one is a bit of a bitch to work on.

Go slap some random on your face and link it up to the hottest Un Mom ever.  She should be thanking her lucky stars she wasn’t in Chicago, I’d have knocked her down and licked her face.

Written by Julie Maloney in: Uncategorized

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