RTT – Aggression and Bloodshed
Oh, geez. I am a mental midget.
Saturday, I decided to unleash all of my aggression. Everywhere. On everyone.
First, I took on a 13 year old kid. Totally leveled him. Trust me, he looks way older than he is. It took two of us to take him down.
Then I decided to chase my friend down for making fun of something I said to my husband. First, I tripped over this plastic thing he threw on the ground (thanks for THAT, asshole), then he ducked when I went to hit him and I smashed (and bruised) my right hand.
My neighbor Dave thought it’d be funny to smack my freshly injured hand, so I chased him around the yard and dumped him in the rented blow up pool/slide thingy and later got tossed in it myself.
That night, I went to my friend’s 40th birthday party. I didn’t get him anything so I wore a killer outfit so he wouldn’t notice. Drink, drink, blackout, fall, vomit. You know, a typical birthday celebration.
Yeah.
This is what I did to myself. I hear it’s not entirely my fault.
Neither was throwing up all over my theater room.
Prunes were once plums.
I’ve since been stuck either in bed or on my couch being taken care of. Can’t cook (although I try), can’t clean and can’t really play with my kids. We have a friend staying with us and he’s been helping a TON. He just gave me that random plum thought. He rode the short bus to school, so we used to spend all kinds of time together.
My knee hurts.
I’m getting beat up by a one year old holding a casio keyboard.
I seem to be one of the select few who not only remember but love the movie “Teen Witch”.
I love Keely, she really gives good random. Best on the block. Go write your own and give her a taste of it at the Un Mom, you’ll be glad you did.
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eeekkk! that’s terrible! i hope you’re ok now…
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Teen Witch was one of my favorite movies EVER. What was the name of that little old lady in the movie…argh need to IDBM and find it out!
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I take on 13 year olds everyday….. they’re a piece of cake!!!! I hope your knee gets better soon, that looks icky!!!!!
That knee looks really nasty and painful. At least you had fun and have a good story. Usually I get hurt because I’m just a klutz.
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You are far too much of a danger to yourself!
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Ouch! That looks painful!
I think you should get a maid to do your work for you
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OUCH! You had one helluva weekend, didn’t you? Was it a ploy to hang on the couch and get waited on hand and foot?
Hope you’re on the mend soon! ((HUGZ!))
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Oh boy you bruised your hand pretty bad! you should wear protection gear like helmets and all the package…you crazy mommy!!!Hope you get better soon, even if i know you secretly love being taken care of, not cooking, not playing with the kids, and all the rest;)
Happy Random!
ooh, your knee looks nasty…
Hope you feel better…
What you get to lounge around and have them at your command, damn, I wish I’d hurt my knee too… LOL
Happy Tuesday Julie!
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BTW, despite your knee looking all nasty, I noticed you have great legs…
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Julie Reply:
September 15th, 2009 at 11:46 am
Got ‘em from my mama. She’s a good lookin’ lady. Thanks!
Oh my gosh girl! Sounds like there is never a dull moment at your house!
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Yep, that sums up a couple of nights for me in college. I really didn’t need the prune/plum/vomit image though, thank you very much.
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That looks nasty! But what does the other guy look like? Next time you feel aggressive maybe you should lock yourself in a rubber room, far less danger to yourself.
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Nice to meet you.
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OUCH! Looks like you got a boo boo. You can tell that hurts. Feel better soon! Hey the whole getting throwing up all over the theater room, try the bathroom it’s cooler in there and less clean up. lol
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Looks like that hurts! Take care of yourself.
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well, it must have been worth it. especially if you can’t remember it.
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Wow, those craters in your knee look big enough to drink shots out of (I know, EWWWWW) Hope you feel better soon
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Wow…. what a weekend! Is that putting the brakes on the running? Hope you’re on the mend soon.
Holy shit, what the hell were you drinking?
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Julie Reply:
September 15th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
THAT is a good question.
Ouch! I hope your knee feels better soon! I run to get out my aggressions and frustrations. Although after a run, my knee probably feels the same as yours – except without the cuts
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I know your knee looks horrible and probably hurts like hell but I bet you were thinking ‘this is blogworthy’ the entire time weren’t you?!
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ouch!!!!! that looks so very painful.
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Next party you may want to wear bubble wrap over the killer outfit. Sounds like you had fun when you weren’t busy getting injured, that’s gotta count for something.
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WTF DID YOU DO!? OWIE!!!
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WTF?!?! Up the meds and lie down, girl.
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