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Sep
14
2009

RTT – Aggression and Bloodshed

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randomtuesday RTT Aggression and Bloodshed

Oh, geez.  I am a mental midget.

Saturday, I decided to unleash all of my aggression.  Everywhere.  On everyone.

First, I took on a 13 year old kid.  Totally leveled him.  Trust me, he looks way older than he is.  It took two of us to take him down.

Then I decided to chase my friend down for making fun of something I said to my husband.  First, I tripped over this plastic thing he threw on the ground (thanks for THAT, asshole), then he ducked when I went to hit him and I smashed (and bruised) my right hand.

My neighbor Dave thought it’d be funny to smack my freshly injured hand, so I chased him around the yard and dumped him in the rented blow up pool/slide thingy and later got tossed in it myself.

That night, I went to my friend’s 40th birthday party.  I didn’t get him anything so I wore a killer outfit so he wouldn’t notice.  Drink, drink, blackout, fall, vomit.  You know, a typical birthday celebration.

knee 500x375 RTT Aggression and BloodshedYeah.

This is what I did to myself.  I hear it’s not entirely my fault.

Neither was throwing up all over my theater room.

Prunes were once plums.

I’ve since been stuck either in bed or on my couch being taken care of.  Can’t cook (although I try), can’t clean and can’t really play with my kids.  We have a friend staying with us and he’s been helping a TON.   He just gave me that random plum thought.  He rode the short bus to school, so we used to spend all kinds of time together.

My knee hurts.

I’m getting beat up by a one year old holding a casio keyboard.

I seem to be one of the select few who not only remember but love the movie “Teen Witch”.

I love Keely, she really gives good random.  Best on the block.  Go write your own and give her a taste of it at the Un Mom, you’ll be glad you did.

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