Randtom Tuesday Thoughts-Who Pees In The Shower?
Okay, people. I can’t tell you how I’m going to be in the future but I can tell you that right now, I’m going to say what I want. Lately I’ve been trying to PG myself and not think out loud as I have done in the past because I’m working with some big named brands but I’ve been a bit to vanilla for myself and I had just enough of last night in me to say it. If i can’t be myself then I’ll hate myself.
Yes. Last night. Okay. So I was at some bars that I am told should really impress me. Because of their exclusivity, I’m not “supposed” to talk about or acknowledge their existence, but I was there and I drank copious amount of overly priced alcohol. I didn’t pay for anything. It’s a finely tuned skill.
Yes. I do pee in the shower. I look forward to it. Sorry, Suave.
I went out with my friend from high school who lives in NYC and some of his chick friends. I flipped out all day because I am a total mom (according to NYC standards, everywhere else I’m just MILFY). I have a mom look. Mom hair and mom jeans (well, not MOM jeans but no designer labels).
I was afraid that I wasn’t going to mesh well or blend in but apparently, all I need is to be completely oblivious to all things and I’m set.
The ocean, too. I love to pee in the ocean.
I’m no longer young. I can’t dress or act it and I sure don’t really want to be it. I’m in my early 30′s and the highlight of my week is how much I saved at the grocery store. Personally, I think kicking a$$ at the grocery store is awesome but apparently the hipsters in NYC don’t.
WTF is a hipster?
I had just enough to drink last night that I’m still a teensy bit drunk right now, but that is okay. I’m in my room all cozied up with my laptop and have about 8 hours before I have to mom it up again and get back to daytime Julie.
You heard it right. Daytime Julie.
I know someone who knows someone who has a father named Richard Hole. Take it where you will.
I think the key to any woman is you need to be able to differentiate yourself. There’s daytime Julie and nighttime Julie. The two shall never meet and I prefer nighttime Julie.
I mean, who doesn’t pee in the shower?
I’m also sick of the blama (blog drama, I’m coining a new phrase, write it down) that I’m seeing lately. I have one friend who has every single thing she writes completely ripped off within minutes, and I have no idea how to help her. I think my friends “friend” needs to start ripping me off. She’d be so very disappointed.
I went to the Waverly Inn and had their Mac & Cheese with truffles. I don’t know what the fuck truffles are and could have made the mac & chee for forty cents but the menu insisted we pay forty dollars, but now I get to say I went to Ye Old Waverly Inn (in a pirate voice, no less) and apparently that makes me cool.
I’ll pee in a lake but not a pond.
Pretty sure I’m dragging on and this is going nowhere. I have a point to all my random. If you’re here to judge, go away. If you don’t have something nice to say, say it to someone else and if you have a bit o’ random in you, please tell us and let them know Keely sent you.
36 Comments
RSS feed for comments on this post | Create your avatar
So random, I’m commenting on myself
Ha! After my first giving of birth I could *only* pee in the shower for a long time.
I do worry that in the ocean some pee-loving shark might get a whiff though. . . .
Amy’s last blog post..OH: (Carter) DAD is the new dad. Dad is out, DAD is in. And if you start bugging us, I’ll make Mom the news too.
Who *doesn’t* pee in the shower?
I don’t know wtf a hipster is either. Whatever it is, I’ve *never* been one so I’m not concerned that I’m not one now.
Can your friend get Copyscape and do some legal action? Cause that sounds like it SUCKS.
Keely’s last blog post..I have a rich fantasy life: Random Tuesday Thoughts
OMG, Julie, you’re a riot! I can totally relate to that post, I’m going through that right now. I work in a very conservative office where we can’t swear or even talk about body parts. And now my 33 year old daughter is visiting me and for us, every other word is exquisite cursing. I cannot show my dark side to the peeps that I work with, they would not understand. And on the other hand, I feel like I’m too old to be into Twitter and Blogs with my daughter (our therapist years ago said that I was more of a co-conspirator than a parent).
So there you go. And I say to all the split personalities – way to go, just be true to yourself and remember who you’re with!
Let the fun begin!
Julie Reply:
March 3rd, 2009 at 4:28 am
You are exactly what I needed today. THANK YOU!
Heh! You do still sound a bit tipsy (but that doesn’t mean we don’t still love you mucho!), but I have to say honey…peeing in the shower?? EWWWW!! *snort*
Have a fun Tuesday!
Teresa’s last blog post..Some things are better left un-eaten
Okay, not a shower pee-er, but hey, I don’t judge. I’m also not a hipster, aren’t those a jeans style?
Sounds like you had fun anyway! We love when you aren’t vanilla, more like a devil’s food chocolate!
Elle’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts
I hold myself back with my language on my blog because my mom reads it. And I love my mom. And I don’t pee in the shower. Really. Ed is a big fan of nighttime Ginny…to be able to differentiate is good!
Ginny Marie’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: Coffee, Tea and Me
I think maybe you need a cold shower and to go pee in it hehehe. Love your semi drunk randomness! : )
Sarah’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts
Wouldn’t peeing in the ocean sting? All that saltwater…just a thought. Kind of a stupid thought. And I’m not even drinking. What’s my excuse?
Julie Reply:
March 3rd, 2009 at 5:44 am
Shouldn’t really sting but now I’m thinking too much about it.
You’re a mess! lol! I’m sorry (why am I apologizing?) but I don’t pee in the shower. I have though, been know to pee in the woods, in the lake, and by hanging my rear over the back of the boat in the ocean. (I couldn’t get in, there were sharks and who knows what else in there!) So I guess it’s all good!
Angie’s last blog post..In The Dark, But Not Gone Forever…
I pee in the shower, don’t worry. Get a few drinks in me and I’ll cop a squat in a parking lot, I have no shame.
I’m not young anymore either, don’t worry. I get excited about paint colors and playground sets and getting new appliances. I’m happy with my older self, there’s way less drama.
Happy Tuesday. Glad Nighttime Julie got to go out on the town.
Casey’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: It’s My Party And I’ll Cry If I Want To
everyone has pee’d in the shower, ocean and in pools… good for you for putting it out there
that’s why I luvs ya… admitting it is the first step 
HA.
I’ve never tried drunk blogging. You’ve inspired me in so many ways.
We went downtown this past weekend and I decided I am so over that scene. And not only do I pee in the shower, but I’m raising a shower pee-r and I’m proud of it! I just pray to God she knows the difference between doing it at home and say, in the school locker room!
I once asked my friend if we could pee in the ocean. His response was “I’m doing it right now.”
There is definitely a threesome joke in that ‘Night Time Julie’ vs ‘Day Time Julie’ stuff, but I’ll not mention that… Oops…
Ryan’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts
Hey, I clean the damn shower, I’ll pee in it whenever I want.
Kelly’s last blog post..Random Tuesday thoughts
My ex-husband was totally grossed out by peeing in the shower. I see it as sort of a germ cleanser, since pee has a high ammonia content.
GreenJello’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts
I think I have to “go take a shower”…brb!
Peggy’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts
Ha! You *love* to pee in the ocean? Do you hold it, when you first get to the beach, so you get to go when you finally get the nerve to dive into the ocean? Ahhhhhh. Just kidding!
I’m from Ithaca (parents still spend summers there), then grew up in Manlius until I was 11! Go Orangmen!
I had a roommate who peed OUT of the shower. That was way worse.
Whatever a hipster is, you’re it. I live near the ocean and it’s the best place to pee ever. And any multitasker worth their salt pees in the shower. Hope the $$$ alcohol serves you well today. bye!
Margo M’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts #1
I want to know how honestly DOESN’T pee in the shower.
angie’s last blog post..Tuesday’s Tribute-Sleeping Through the Night
I am laughing so hard, I love the random Tuesday thoughts. I have had this same discussion with my husband and family members. It was a hoot. I have found that most men pee in the shower, and most women I know do not, or if they do they won’t admit to it, lol.
My husband runs a pretty informative blog about personal and child safety check it out at
For Your Protection
Glenda’s last blog post..Fire Safety Tips for Your Family
I used to pee in the shower when I was little. I still do at the ocean or a lake, never in a pool though. You know your getting old when you get excited over how much you save at the supermarket.
oh my I am laughing my butt off! What is even funnier is my husband and I and then a friend got into a conversation about peeing in the shower just a few weeks ago!
My language on the blog is so PG it isnt funny…I really should be a truck driver in reality though…You should have heard me Sat doing the soccer heading…umm yeah my kids really shouldnt have been in the room that day!
colleen_mouse’s last blog post..Try this Tuesday…communicating
Wait til you get to your grandma’s age and can pee in a diaper again
OK, she’s dead, but you get it, right?
Yep, I think we were sisters separated at birth. Jealous that you get to say you went to Ye Old Waverly Inn in a pirate voice…arrrrgh! LOL! That’s too funny that you have a Daytime Julie and a Nighttime Julie…do they ever switch places? Sometimes my Daytime Stacy switches with my Nighttime Stacy just for fun…and to throw people off.
You ROCKED your Randomness today! I enjoyed every word. Even the fact that you pee in the shower didn’t scare me off – ‘cuz while I’m not a regular shower pee-er, I have done it. And definitely in the ocean. 
Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts
LMAO I knew I loved you!
OK, you inspired me to go hit post on my post I was debating on whether or not I should censor myself on. (ohmyword, what kind of a sentence did I just type? LOL)
Seriously, I don’t know why I ever worry about what I type. My blog title scares half the world away, anyways. *shrugs*
Storm’s last blog post..I Need Your Help!
LOL that was so very random! Love it. Thanks for the giggles.
My beloved sis and I have an ongoing argument about peeing in the shower (she does, I don’t). I’m icked out mostly by the fact that I would then have to clean a tub that I JUST PEED IN. Or maybe it’s that I really am a control freak…It just now occured to me that my sister might pee in MY SHOWER. OMG.
Love your word “Blama”! Brilliant! Who the hell rips off someone’s blog post?! Isn’t the whole idea self-expression and making friends?! My heart goes out to your pal.
I read (or heard) once that it’s easier to handle home and work life if you compartmentalise “Work You” from “Mom You” and “Wife You”, et cetera. It does help me to focus on work when I’m away from my kids, but still have a hard time finding a place for “Angela Angela” if that makes any sense?
I writing way to much-great blog post, enjoyed your un-vanillyness!
Shangrila’s last blog post..Random Tuesday Thoughts: A Rainbow of Ineptitude
yeah – people who rip off blog posts suck
Sarah Faries’s last blog post..What the….??!!??!! Wednesday