Holy crap you guys, do you realize how long it’s been since I’ve told you how awesome I am?  ME NEITHER!

I’m awesome.

*WHEW*

Glad I got that one off my chest.

Two and a Half Men sucks and it makes me sad even though I never watched the show to begin with.

I was talking to a friend earlier today and we decided we want an app that will translate our voice into texts and read the texts received back to us so in all actuality we’re having a phone conversation, henceforth making technology take a step BACK.

That’s a think piece.

I’ve been swimming in Vick’s Vapo Rub.  Thankfully it was free from them and for that I’m grateful.  I have pneumonia and a sinus infection.  Two things I shouldn’t have considering I had my tonsils and all that jazz out last year and I get blood to fight this shit off.  I had an MRI done and they just said it’s my allergies kicking my ass.  Too much shit all at once and my poor little immune system can’t handle it so it shut down.  I’m on lots of meds and I’m taking good care of myself so all will be well shortly.

Friday will mark my one month-aversary of my not drinking!  I get a chip!  YAY!  I love this AA program.  There’s no religion involved like most AA’s are associated with.  Everyone just hangs out, does the program then hangs out after.  Every Wednesday we all go to a club (not me anymore, they hang outside and smoke and I can’t be around that) so I should say THEY go to a club but basically I get the same bar atmosphere every night I decide to go to a meeting only there isn’t any alcohol involved.

Kids are good.  Jake’s going to be a ninja and Josh is going to be Luigi (Super Mario Brothers, we’re dedicated to Nintendo) for Halloween -

I love the look on Josh’s face.  My children could not get any cuter.  Ryan and I are getting along great, Jake’s vision therapy is already working and given the circumstances, it’s the healthiest divorce ever.  We have dinner at least three times a week together, I’m there every night I have off and I go to Jake’s school and have lunch with him twice a week.  Very healthy, brilliant well rounded little men who have no stress or total psychotics in their life.  It’s rather refreshing.

Uh…

I’ve lost all creative control since I got sick.  I need to make funny things happen.  I think I’m going to cut this short and go stir up some trouble, I’ve got a date tonight!

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