Random Tuesday Thoughts – Blech
Umm…I can’t think of anything to talk about but I don’t want to put nothing so I’m going to post more random ways to amuse yourself in public. Tim, my dad and I wrote a HUGE list out months ago and I saved it. It’s my go-to spot for the days my brain won’t think.
Ask random people if they will help you dig a hole.
Paint yourself blue and hold your breath.
Ask drivers to roll their windows down then tell them they have poor taste in music.
Make your friends and family address you by your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
Run around holding just the kite and scream “I can see everything from up here!”
Interview total strangers about an autobiography your writing.
Start every sentence with “No offense” then say something really offensive.
Ask others what they’re wearing to the big dance because you want to color coordinate.
Stand on a park bench telling people if they take one step closer you’ll jump.
Go to a petting zoo and scream stampede.
Sing along at the Opera.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions “to keep them tuned up”.
Piss in someone’s bucket list.
Give people virgin drinks while convincing them it’s totally loaded.
M’kay. I ran out. Laters!
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● At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on, and point a hairdryer at cars. See if they slow down.
● Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
● Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
● Put your garbage can on your desk and label it “In.”
● Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso.
● In the Memo field of all your checks, write “For Smuggling Diamonds.”
● Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the Prophecy.”
● Don’t use any punctuation at all.
● As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
● Order a diet water (with a serious face) whenever you go out to eat.
● Specify that your Drive-Thru order is “To Go.”
● Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don’t rhyme.
● Put Mosquito Netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
● Five days in advance, tell your friends you can’t attend their party because you’re not in the mood.
● When the money comes out of the ATM, scream “I Won! I Won!”
● When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, “Run for your lives – They’re loose!”
● Tell your children over dinner, “Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.”
Haha ~ You are always good for a few laughs!! I needed that this morning! No power for 3 days from Hurricane, but just a minor annoyance compared to those who were really hit with flooding etc! Bunco at my house tonight -for 12 women – Snacks, Drinks, Dinner and Dessert and Bunco of course! Hoping the power stays on all day now!
Happy Tuesday to all!
good morning, my friend! Hope that you’re feeling better!
Enjoyed the random thoughts today! Made me smile!
Tried to link up with you for Random Thoughts Tuesday, and I can’t! I’ll post anyway this morning!
Seriously hysterical! I’m SO going to try some of these – especially the one about giving someone a virgin drink and convincing them it’s totally loaded…see if their mind get’s ‘em drunk!
LOL, you crack me up!Stopping by to leave a little ♥ on your blog. Sorry I’ve been absent lately. Hugs!
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Not sure which I love more… the turn signal for 50 miles or yelling I Won as the money comes out of the ATM.
Seriously, you and your dad are my favorite night time snack!