Don’t forget about my badass giveaway!  It ends on Halloween!

I got a new Droid 3 and it’s super cool because I can talk into it and it will text for me, I can slide out the keyboard and text like normal or I can swipe the board and it registers the keys I hover over and guesses the word.  Three ways I can die while driving.  I had the document section open while I was getting dressed this morning so I would have ideas as to what to write today but my notes ended up reading like this -

I made an Irishman forget what he was saying when I walked past tense him I sat next to fireman who were training.  Offered me free drinks and to go out and I said no fat fucken on the bus said f*** them got those new clothesclothes travel is Julie Jones got stopped it all checkpoints dream I wrote a book for medieval times how is riding in a police car with my brother Andy. I was reading a regular car a police car came up listen to call and woke up screaming II had a vacation hangover my trash can have a friendly violation warning labels getting in the car when its freezin cold in your cheveron on clothes I news flight and talk to text from iphone new swipe not flight

4000 phone contacts I can’t get cleaned out job going into marketing got spoiled on a lock a no coffee taste like p*** water carnival cruise and maroon 5 we have to remind people about my getaway give away I spit on the bear is broken but every time I take it in to get fixed it thanks though they can diagnosis speedometer auto correct is funny.

My auto correct needs to go to AA.  What I *think* I wanted to tell you was that I was walking down a street and heard an older Irish man stumble saying his words when he locked eyes with me and that made me feel good.  I have to talk later this week about how I stayed sober all week and how hard it was (especially given the hot firemen) and I got sweet new clothes over there.

I already told you about Julie Jones and the checkpoint bullshit and the “medieval times” is regarding the dream I woke up screaming from because I was driving a golf cart during those times with my stepbrother Eddie when two cops came up and choked us, causing me to wake up screaming.

I noticed on my way out the door there is a friendly violation warning on my trash can worded just that way regarding placement of the can on the road or something.  I only glanced at it but thought it was funny.

My car’s speedometer is all fucked up and keeps dropping to zero but every time I go to get it fixed it happens to be working so I’m fucked there.

I like the phone options but I noticed I have nearly 4000 contacts because all of you who have your phone and emails listed as public in Facebook got sucked into my address book so my phone is slow as shit and I have to find a way to delete everything and keep the contacts in my Verizon phone book online as opposed to in my phone and I also plan on looking for a job in marketing/PR because I need a career and money (I’ll talk more about that later this week too) so if you want to help me email me (Julie@mompsective.com).

I’m going to Galveston with Carnival in a few weeks and Maroon 5 will be playing for us on the ship.  I’ll be getting a tour of the area and I’ll be bringing my monkey so it’s sure to be a fun time had by all.

Enter my giveaway.

Auto correct is funny.

The end.

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