Random Tuesday Thoughts
My son was playing outside her out this afternoon and she said, “You’d better put some shoes on or you’re gonna hurt yourself”and he immediately replied, “Ah, shit. I stepped on something.”
Im giving away some killer Harry Potter shit and a 2 night stay on the beach. Click on the pictures in my sidebar to get taken to the entry posts.
I’m in Syracuse, NY and feel like it’s dead winter. Going in the 50’s tonight. That’s December in Charlotte.
Fitness is like laundry. If you don’t pay attention to it, you’re stuck with an extra load.
My dog is absolutely kicking my ass in this walking contest of ours. Turns out, my husband is actually taking him for runs while I’m gone. I’m betting my dog is going to send Nintendo a thank you card for making Personal Trainer: Walking.
I was stuck on the toilet a few days ago and there wasn’t any toilet paper. I have a ginormous house so no one could hear me calling for help. I tell ya, it pays to store your cell phone in your bra. I had to call my house phone in the kitchen and ask Ryan to bring me some TP. Twitter thought that was hilarious.
I am a friggin’ zombie right now (Keely’d love me). I can’t get online during the day too much because we’re seeing family and I want to help my parents with my kids (still can’t lift them) so I write and visit my friends at sun down.
I sat on my favorite swing at the park today. I used to sit on it and sing “Greatest Love of All” and day dream about someone loving me. I was such a dork.
Wow. I’m even boring myself with this post. Shit. I’ll put y’all out of your misery now.
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LOL that toilet paper thing happened to me once, and I didn’t have my phone in my bra..
It took 15-30 minutes for anybody to hear my screams.. LOL 
I was so angry at the last person who used the restroom and didn’t replace the TP! 
Sounds hilarious now though.. 
I love HP, but I am not qualified..
Oh well, good luck to the winner/s! 
Happy Tuesday Julie! Love yah! :*
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haha i love that you called for TP!
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jake is hilarious….. you’re a dork…. and I’m boring too.
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Too funny, I must of missed that tweet to dear Hubby.. That’s constantly happening here. No one ever thinks of the next person LOL. Glad recovery is going good♥ You’ll hold you cutie pies soon enough! {{hugs}}
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I would pretty much kill for fifty degree weather. Wanna trade?
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That’s it. I’m putting my cellphone in my bra.
Although my house nor my chest are really big enough to pull that off.
Happy Random Tuesday.
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My dog is begging for the personal trainer by Nintendo. Anything to get walked more often.
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Random Tuesday Thought – seeing you & everybody Wed at 5pm for supper at the b’ville Diner. Yay! xxxoooxxx
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well, that was pretty hilarious. lol. atleast for us;) & don’t feel bad ur not the only dork. we used to sing that song too and compete over who was going to be the next whitney houston:)
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I loved the story about the toilet paper…I told that to my husband. I think that he sees my friends online as “imaginary” even though we met online and have been married almost 10 years!
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Your not a dork at all! That is a wonderful dream… My daydreaming was done on the riverbanks with the wind blowing against the cotton leaves, great sound.
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I loved reading your post.
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I couldn’t resist making my first time comment on this one. I can sooo relate to the TP problem, since our house is spacious and rooms are separated well – keeping a cell phone on you at all times is a must!
Here in Texas, the temperature today is expected to be 105 or higher. At 7 a.m. this morning the temp guage outside said 91 degrees already. sigh….
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Oh my gosh… I used to do the exact same thing on the swings. And with my Sony Walkman strapped on…. walking around our farm.
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I am laughing at your son, the toilet paper, and fitness is like laundry. I really like that fitness one cause it is so true.
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You just made me laugh out loud. Love the TP story:) And Syracuse…now ya know how I live in NH. I am so luvin’ being at the beach in NC this week.
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Oh man, I didn’t have toilet paper the other day. I was inside a new construction home and they didn’t have toilet paper. I was thinking, How can I possible think of buying this house when I can’t wipe my bum.
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I absolutely love that you called on the phone in your own house for toilet paper!
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That was an awesome random post!! Calling for TP too cute!! {can I say jealous cuz my house is so TINY that my hubs could hear me whisper for TP} LOL
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Can you please send me some of that winter weather.
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I’m just happy you’re writing. you are so right about that laundry load!
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ROFL love the call out for the TP!!
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Loved the TP story…note to self: store cell phone bra just in case…
Glad you’re having an awesome visit and recovering nicely!
Happy RTT!
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I’d love you whether you were undead or not! I might have to shoot you in the face if you’re a REAL zombie, though. Sorry. I do it out of love.
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