Worst Diaper Change EVER
I was going to Tweet this but it’ll take a few more characters than I’m allowed.
Step One: Change adorable 7 month old’s diaper.
Step Two: See fat, round naked baby belly.
Step three: Blow Raspberry on said belly.
Step Four: Panic as adorable baby grabs your hair with both hands.
Step Five: Frantically try to pry fingers out of your hair without harming adorable baby.
Step Six: Watch in horrified slow motion as baby pees in your face at VERY close range.
Step Seven: Hear baby’s glee as he rips chunks of your hair out as you recoil back.
Step Eight: Disinfect.
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Rookie mistake
Reminds me of the advice my husband’s cousin gave us on the announcement that we were having a son…
“Never yawn while changing a baby boy’s diaper.”
I gather the cousin had experienced the consequences of that one. Fortunately we didn’t.
Classic! It’s probably happened to all the best of us. My son did it; two days old still in the hospital. And my daughter did it at home around Easter so she would have been about 2 months old.
Ha. Rookie? He’s my 2nd boy! I just saw the belly and didn’t expect him to get a hold of both sides at once and hold me there. I was all of 4 inches away. I’m blaming the 2 1/2 hours of sleep I got last night
Wow, those Star readers are a rough bunch with the hair grabbing!
That’s something you’re never going to forget! Or do again! LOL! Sounds pretty bad.
Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!
Poor mom!
Now that is a story your child will have to hear over and over and over again the rest of it’s life. Too funny!
Yuck!
Well, at least it wasn’t coming out of another end!
Too much information,,,,
I do not change diapers. Luckily, my kids are almost out of the stage.
LOL! I always feared this! Graham used to do the same thing.
My boy’s just a month old. Now, I know I must resist kissing his cute belly until the diapers on. lol!
OMG how I do NOT miss those days! haha
I so do not miss my sons’ baby days.
Luckily, we read early on about using a small towel or some other “cover” while changing their diapers. Still had an accident or two, but could have been worse!
Now that made me laugh..lol
Thanks.
LOL and that’s why I always blow raspberries with the diaper on. I know they’re so cute and hard to resist, but once you’ve been peed on (and worse-yes I speak from experience) you learn really fast.
Oh my. Yes, I’ve been peed on by my son when he was little, but never at such close range. I have 3 pregnant friends and will have to pass this along. Thanks for the morning giggle.
Ewwww, but you did have me laughing. Boys!!
LOL, thanks I can always use a good laugh. I have actually been lucky in that department. My son has never peed on me, hes 18 months now, so I would say I am out of the woods on that one.
My daughter now 5 did manage to projectile poop on me when she was a few months old… Not in my face thanks goodness, just on my pants.
so funny…so true…i got peed on the other day also. and so much of my hair gets pulled out also!
Ha! That sucks! However, thanks for the helpful tip (if I ever have a boy)!
And yes, I will be around when you are here!
LOL! That was classic!
Poor thing. Gotta love kids.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha funniest $@&^%$ ever!!!! unless it had been me…..that wouldn’t have been funny. : p
Oh dear! It’s not as bad as having the child vomit directly into your mouth, but close!