Oh shit dude, I almost walked out the door without posting.  This will probably be quick, I’m off to go all vamp.  I’ve felt like absolute dog shit because I had an allergy attack that lasted two friggin’ days.  Unbelievable.

So a little girl and her mom are walking in the park and they see two dogs fucking.  She asks what they’re doing and her mother says they’re making a cake.  A few days after that the mother and daughter see dragonflies going at it and when the little girl asks again the mother once again says they’re making a cake.  The following morning the little girl said “Oh!  You and Daddy made a cake last night!”  When the mother asked how she knew that the little girl replied “Because I saw frosting on the couch and licked it off.”

That was a random interpretation of a joke a friend told me.  The same guy from last week.  He told it totally different but that’s about close enough.  I need to see what he’s up to so I can get more blog fodder.

Every bone hurts.  I can’t breathe.  I’ve basically been in bed bitching.  I’m grateful that I don’t really have anything to do and that I have two inhalers.  It’s the little things in life that make a difference.

Yesterday I went to meet Ry and the kids at the grocery store and Ry said I should take the boys home in my car but Jake flipped out saying his Happy Meal toy was in Ryan’s.  Ry suggested Jake go through the unlocked hatchback trunk so I got the boys and we went off to the parking lot.  Just as we passed the cashier Jacob says “Okay, so I’m going to go open the trunk, climb in through the back and get the guns.”

I kind of just shrugged my shoulders.  I posted that on Facebook and Andrew assumed my kids have been watching too much Supernatural.  That was hilarious.  If you know the show you’d know they keep all their shit in the trunk.

I want to have sex with Jensen Ackles.

It’s amazing how fast I can bang a post out.

It’s also awesome that I don’t have to have any theme or story because my mind can’t really focus on anything.  I’m just thinking about breathing and getting my ass to the infusion center.

I hope they put the IV in my forearm again.  That way I can text.  I’ll be taking my usual “Hospital Adventure” picture and posting it on Facebook as always.  I’m starting to hear people think I’m “weird” because I like to pee in showers, lakes, oceans and cups.  They also find me odd that I’m obsessed with stalker vans and I have a fear of sunflowers.  Whatever.  I think I’m awesome and sunflowers are terrifying.  You try getting lost in a field of them when you’re 4 feet tall and allergic to bees.

Check out how hot this van is.  I saw it last night parked outside of the AA building -

I wanted to get a shot of me molesting it but it was gone after the meeting ended.  Word has it that I’ll see it again.

I wonder if they’ll let me drive it.

Okay I have to go.  I need my fix.  I told everyone in AA last night I should get a tattoo of an arrow pointing to my arm saying “This vein here” but realized it might not be interpreted the way I mean it to.

HAVE A GREAT DAY!

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