I’m So Random I Can’t Function
I remember wen Keely said she had to take a break with work and blogging and I thought “Pa-shaw, I can handle both maybe possibly”. WRONG. I suck at this. The thing is, I get to stay up all night and sleep all day so now I’m not blogging until mid-afternoon. I’m thinking I’m going to start doing it at night before I go to bed when I’m tweaked anyway so I stop feeling guilty. I was going to write this at nine when I got up for my shrink appointment but I heard it’s going to rain this afternoon so I went to the pool instead.
It’s all about priorities.
So it’s nice to hear I don’t look “THAT old” lately. I swear I saw a wrinkle and I’m fairly sure I have a gray hair in my eyebrow so I’m about to freak out.
I went to Walmart the other day to get curtains (the Wally World in my town is foo foo so we cal all go there) and I ended up picking up two super cute dresses and I got a TON of compliments on them. I just didn’t want to admit where I bought them from when I was asked-
This One
...and this one.
I blew my load on both of them this week so I’m not sure what I’ll wear to Courtney’s birthday party Friday. I switched shifts with a cool dude so I can get out early (at least before close and hopefully 10 if we’re beat) and I can make it to Courtney’s party. Cool dude but he totally doesn’t pee in the shower. I called “Bullshit” but he seemed to mean it and gave me a creepy look. He did add that I am preventing Athletes Foot. Amazing how everyone knows that little tidbit.
I also did buy curtains. They’re very nice but I didn’t take my picture with them.
Facebook is seriously pushing it lately. First they kill my dad off for a few days, causing everyone to twitch and now all my phone will let me do is update and comment and even that’s hard to do. I keep getting bounce-backs and it won’t let me ‘like’ a damn thing.
Fuckers.
I’m going to tell you a story about how I got stuck with the number 7 1/2 as my favorite number. It’s twisted and you’ll have to wait until Thursday but I was reminded of it and I’m just twisted enough to tell it.
Enjoy your day!
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I hear ya on not being able to blog while on nights. I’m a freaking zombie…
Happy Tuesday! (try and get some pool time. I’m heading out to mine myself.
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I don’t even wear dresses and I think they’re cute. Whoa. Happy Tuesday!
As always you look beautiful in your dresses who cares where they are from.
Wow, those dresses ARE hella cute!
And, yeah, Facebook has been up to some dodgy shit lately…
Julie- you are so HOT!!!!!!
Hope you’re having a fun time punching the clock
Julie’s Daddy’s Totally Random Tuesdayness:
● There must be a museum in a parallel universe that exhibits the heads and arms of statues that are in our museums.
● I used to manufacture crystal balls until I discovered there was no future in it.
● Japanese children to receive radiation meters amid health safety concerns. Hmmm… maybe we should give American kids scales.
● If fortune cookies from most Chinese restaurants were honest, they’d say “Tomorrow will bring you explosion from butt.”
● Hey PETA, we’re all vegetarians if you think about it. Steaks are just preprocessed vegetables with a cow being the middleman.
● If God got that pissed off about someone eating one of his lousy apples, I bet he’d make a horrible roommate.
● Watching Hugh Hefner have sex must be like watching someone try to puncture a Capri Sun pouch with an earthworm.
Wal Mart is all “foo foo” here haha Love it! Seriously before we went on our mini vacation I sat here freaking out over having my first wrinkle as I’m calling it- crease where I frown I guess. Holy fuck. I just kept feeling it, and looking in the mirror. Seriously. Hubby said I was being weird. haha
Everything on your side of town is foo foo! I miss living/working down there a lot, especially when it’s time to go shopping. sniff I also miss being able to cab home without selling a kidney.
Those are really cute dresses! You could have told them, “You’ll never believe in a million years where I bought them!” Not for you to be embarassed, but for you to actually brag that you got cute dresses at a reasonable price!
Post whenever you can, not too worry, none of us are going anywhere—-well, at least not me! You know that my posting will definitely slow down again when I go back to work post surgeries! I won’t be able to do daily postings!! Girl, don’t stress out over it!
Love the dresses!
One of my favorites I bought at a Meyer (Mayer??)at midnight a couple of years back. I was flying into upstate NY for work and the airlines lost my luggage. I had a business meeting the next day …and of course was wearing shorts on the flight. the nice driver of the holiday inn shuttle bus took me shopping at Meyer (the only store open) and I found this really cute dress – ok, actually he did – it was like shopping with my mother – he kept bringing things to the dressing room and passing them under
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To this day it’s still one of my favorites…and no way I’m talking about where I got it!
Happy Tuesday, I have the boys home with me now, ACK!!!!! I just want to run away from home this week.
LOVE those dresses. Our Walmart is so not foofoo, but i might attempt a visit once i get skinny to check out those dresses. The manmate and I started a new diet today. Fingers crossed. Salad is not cake that’s all i’m gonna say.