Aug
25
2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts – Holy Crap, It’s Tuesday

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Well slap me on the ass and call me Shirley, I can’t believe it’s Tuesday.  I’m sitting in my old bedroom that I grew up in dreaming of Boneless Buffalo wings, fries and a baconator and remembered it’s time to make sweet love to my girl Keely and get my random on.

When I vacation (as I currently am AGAIN), I pre-write all my shit and have it all set to auto-post.  I didn’t with this one because I blew all my random on the last 2 weeks I pre-wrote and my vacation has extended 5 days past what I planned.

When I vacation, I am a shitty Tweeter, Facebooker and commenter.  I’ll be back in action Monday when I get back to the old Sizzle Cizzle and I promise to be a better blogger friend.

I decided yesterday that I want my tombstone to be a marble statue of me texting and I ALSO want to be cremated and have my ashes mixed into my man’s ashes so we can have people randomly shake the urn and it’ll be like we’re getting it on.  Not sure how I can work out both deals, but here’s hoping I have time to plan it.

No matter how skinny I get, I’ll always hate my ass unless it’s in jeans.

I stick my bottom lip out when I’m concentrating (like writing or pooping or something).

My brother likes to joke that he wants to get a tattoo of a squirrel chewing on his nuts and I always said I wanted nearly closed eyes on my boobs so they get wider as my boobs sag.  That when when I die at 100, they look positively shocked.

Okay, cutting this off Bobbit-style.  I have a book I plan on reading over the next couple days and I can’t wait to get started on it.

Now off with you, go get’cho random on.

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