Nov
16
2009

Random Tuesday Thoughts – Facebook, South Park and Thanksgiving

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I seem to have a pent up rage and/or aggression I can’t get rid of.  I need to go into one of those all glass stores that let you just smash shit all over the place.  That would really help.  I’d like to smash some glass.

I often find I hope my breath for absolutely no reason.  I usually don’t even notice I’m doing it until I feel like I can’t breathe.

I’ve been asked to bring a ham, scalloped potatoes and chocolate chip cookies to the big neighborhood Thanksgiving feast.  Now if I can only figure out how to cook a ham.

Fucking Facebook.  Shit.  I can’t stop playing that Social Interview App.  I LOVE filling shit out, especially shit about myself.  Now my Facebook page is littered with random questions I’ve answered about myself.  I’m a spaz for keeping clean lines and shit and now it’s just plastered with this app.

Speaking of Facebook, I am UBER pissed at the Networked Blogs App. I didn’t realize that when you click to read someone’s post, it has a Facebook toolbar thingy at the top of it and will pop an ad up if you don’t close that bar. I also hate how it doesn’t open the blog in a new window, because it takes the reader away from Facebook. I might find another way to broadcast my shit.

I wonder if it affects my ad revenue?  Shitballs.

War. uh.  What is it good for?  Absolutely nothin’.

I was in California last week.  I filmed a commercial I may or not end up being in for EA SPORTS Active.  I’ll post pics and tell y’all about it Friday.  Supah Stah.

Have I ever mentioned I’ve been diagnosed as a manic-depressive with a panic disorder?  They call it Bipolar disorder now but I call myself fucking insane.  I can’t imagine smoking pot again.  I used to be so GOOD at it.  Now, I’d probably have a heart attack thinking everyone was a) watching me b) out to get me or c) wanting to take my fries away from me.

Speaking of fries, I find that when I’m in the midst of a massive anxiety attack (yesterday) and I don’t have Xanex readily available, a large fry and good burger help.  Add a shot of Vodka and a beer to that and I’m golden.  The latter must be after sunset though, because daytime Julie doesn’t drink.

I’m going to end this with a video combining two of my favorite things-South Park and the song “Inside Of You” from “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”.  This video makes me giggle.


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