Random Tuesday Thoughts – I Hate Long Weekends
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Am I the only one who gets all fucked up over holiday weekends?
I like my time. I like my routine. Weekends I can deal with. The whole family together, figuring out a way to stay occupied without going broke. Use the slip n Slide, go to the park or a movie.
Long weekend? WTF?! I have shit to do on Monday! That’s why I used daycare during the week!
Now I feel like I have a million things to do and well, I’m just not going to do most of them.
Facebook is a slut. I can access it everywhere but my actual computer.
I’ll try. Basically I just have to write, return emails, handle money and comment.
Thank god for my BlackBerry.
To all of you who made fun of me for my BB fears, I apologize. Now I can tweet, Facebook and get my emails from anywhere anytime without feeling like a dick.
The only thing everything in this world has in common is poop. I mean even trees shit, right? They lose their leaves, they just don’t have anything to wipe with.
I’ve been rocking some serious karaoke songs.
In my shower.
Let’s see how it sounds when I actually sing them tonight.
I don’t know how we live each year without football. Click on the football link in m sidebar if you give a shit.
What the fuck people? I have awesome giveaways – PLEASE hit them up
Wii Mommies – SUBWAY Baseball DeSIGNS Auction and Giveaway
Dude. You’re going to get a $25 Subway gift card, a baseball, crayons and a cute little bag
Momspective Reviews – Gatorade REPLAY Rewind Yourself Tool & Giveaway
I’m giving away a G Series prize pack – It will include the G Series product line (the 01/Prime, 02/Thirst Quencher, and 03/Recover) as well as a G towel and G water bottle.
Momspective Reviews – This badass Clif Kid Snacks Giveaway
Clif wants your little munchkins to gobble up some treats as well so we’re offering one lucky winner two dozen assorted Clif Kid snacks! My kids inhaled them and I scammed a few. They taste good.
I have like a few more giveaways coming up and I do them because I love the companies, believe in the shit I promote and love giving free shit away but it is a major pain in the ass and I’m really trying hard to find balance with school starting, writing, cleaning, wanting to catch up on comments and now I have to list all three giveaways on every giveaway site so come people, just do me a solid.
I’m such a blog giveaway whore.
At least I can tweet again. That feels good. My Twitter was drying up. With my BlackBerry, it’s like I’m all lubed up again. I just have to start some convos.
Am I the only one who sucks the life out of my BB? I tweet, Facebook, email and text from it. I average about 12K texts a month (in and out lol) and my cell has to be plugged into the wall, my laptop or car at all times or it bitch slaps me and dies.
I need to shower.
I also have about 20 loads of laundry to get done but it’s like once I get it all done my kids find clean clothes, wipe their asses with it and put it in the laundry room.
I lack funny random. Make me giggle people.
And register for free shit.
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Yeah, sometimes long weekends are too long.
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Julie Reply:
September 7th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
I’m right there with ya, chickie
I had 20 loads of laundry to do. Then I did them. And now, I have 20 loads of laundry sitting on my couch.
Jennie @ Modern Mamaz´s last [type] ..I laughed and Then I Hit You
If I do laundry then I have to put it away. Not doing laundry this week.
Mama Badger´s last [type] ..Random Tuesday Thoughts
Laundry, eh? I would prefer Parkinson’s over Alzheimer’s. Instead of forgetting to take a bath, I could at least do my laundry while in there
The bubbles from Spiderman would totally piss me off. That shit doesn’t rinse out. At least with Alzheimer’s, I could just claim that I forgot about it.
Jennie @ Modern Mamaz´s last [type] ..I laughed and Then I Hit You
Wow the Random “poop!” see it’s pretty common.
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Don’t even mention laundry to me. My laundry basket is now it’s own ecosystem and I’m afraid to disturb it.
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you are definitely not the only one who gets all fucked up over holiday weekends…!
Holiday weekends always mess me up, too. Especially since Hovering Hubby and Princess Nagger are regular tornadoes through the house when they’re home for the extended time.
I’ve been boycotting laundry while we have the blazing hot temperatures since we don’t have central air and no window unit in the upstairs bathroom – at least I always buy Princess Nagger way too many clothes and shoes, so she’s covered. Apparently hubby decided to do his own over the weekend – my plot (sort of) worked!
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OMG, I love that: “it’s like once I get it all done my kids find clean clothes, wipe their asses with it and put it in the laundry room.”
Too funny!!! I HATE LAUNDRY, its the never-ending chore… I cant wait till my kids are old enough to do there own. My daughter at lease puts her’s away.
Oops, last comment was from me, I forgot to log-in before I sent it…
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Julie Reply:
September 9th, 2010 at 11:58 pm
HA. That’s awesome.
Julie Reply:
September 9th, 2010 at 11:58 pm
Log in? You log in to send stuff? I don’t know how my blog works. I have people. I like saying that. People. I am WAY too tired right now.
I have every Monday off, so I never forget to post RTT. When I start working 5 days a week again, I’ll be mistakenly posting my RTT on Mondays all the damn time.
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