Fitness Friday
I don’t have much to report, but I’ve never missed a Fitness Friday before, and I’m not missing it this week. As you’re reading this, I’m in the hospital recovering from a hysterectomy and whatever else they decided to take out while they were in (fingers crossed for a tummy tuck, too).
I have been power-eating like every day is my last day on earth. I have been told I can’t have sex for 10 more weeks (on top of the 3 I’ve been grounded already) and between my lack of (I’m it’s biggest fan) and my hormonal surges from this uterus trying to rip itself from my body, I have been craving chocolate like it’s nobodys business.
I’ve had rolos, hershey’s, frosting, cookies. Then there’s the burgers, fries, bacon. Oh, baby, I’m feelin’ sorry for me and I’m eating my way through it. The upside is that I poo when I’m anxious, so I haven’t really gained any weight. That’s right. I’m talking poo. Shit, we talk about me dropping ovaries and peeing the shower. Let’s talk poo.
I’m thinking I’m allowed this week of power-binging. Who knows how much I’ll lose during the operation (I’m guessing my uterus weighs 10 pounds lol) and I know I’ll be limited on what I can eat for a while, so I have confidence that I’ll retain my svelte figure.
My great sadness (besides the 10 week nookie ban) is that I won’t be working out. I’m at least thankful that I’ll still be writing each week and co-hosting the Wii Mommies radio show. Listening to your progress will help me stay on track and the Wii Mommies have some HUGE plans for July! Mario Kart races, Twitter parties (with an AWESOME grand prize) and then we’ll be throwing a massive invite-only Blogher party with EA SPORTS in Chicago, so if you’re headed to blogher, be sure to let us know so we can get you an invite!
Be sure to listen to the Wii Mommies Blog Talk Radio show on the Role Mommy network Friday (today) at 1PM EST. My heavily drugged ass is planning on calling in and not remembering a thing I say to all of you. Promises to be a great time for all except the Wii Mommies hosting the show without me. If you miss the show, you can always go to the Wii Mommies website and listen to each show right from our home page!
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YOu look great in that pic, I am working on losing weight right now, its so challenging, but i just have to get motivated. But it will hopefully come take it one day at a time
I hear hospital jello is great for losing weight.
xxxoooxxx
Hope all went well..Try not to gain too much weight. I di gain after my surgery. thought like you however the limited exercises really did me in. No Core exercising at all for weeks! OH NO!! Eat fiber, Fiber,Fiber( the only word to memorize) got it “fiber” and you will do fine.
I can see your spirits are up LOL All the yummy foods so jealous! and why shouldn’t we talk poo?
Awesome post! You are going to be just fine, I know it!
I look forward to July for sure.
((((HUGS))))
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Good morning and quick recovery to my friend glad to hear your sort of back in the swing of things. I know you’ll follow the rules and not lift, bend or breathe other then what they tell you it will help your recovery be faster and better…then you can have all the you know what in those weeks that will fly by.
Do you think it would be beneficial for me to go to the blogger conference in July and is there still time to sign up?
And could you stop by my site and read the guest post from Robin and let her know what you think?
Blessings and glad your doing well.
Dorothy from grammology
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Hey, your allowed as much chocolate as you want right now:) I hope you are feeling OK!
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Even drugged up, you make me laugh. Wishes for a very speedy recovery.
feel better quick!
I’ll try to join in on the show, I hope I can!
It’s sad that you won’t be able to work out, but think of all the fun you’ll have catching up when you finally can start again! lol At least you can play MarioKart…
I finally got online with the Wii and can’t figure out why I didn’t do it before! It’s FUN! I bought Donkey Kong Kountry 3 and am having a lot of fun with my first “sit-down game”.
My sister and I used to be addicted to the Donkey Kong and Mario games on the Super Nintendo so it’s bringing back good memories.
I have a feeling that with how great you’ve been with working out and your 30-day challenge(s), you’re gonna snap back to yourself SUPER fast!
Love ya!
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Hi Julie.
I’m just checking in to see if you made it okay.
Take care
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Good luck on your recovery. It sounds like you will be having a long ten weeks. I love the humor you use in your writing.
Have a wonderful weekend and swift recovery!
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Just wondering how you’re doing! I hope everything went well and that you’re feeling no pain.
Because you can use some comment love and have something to enjoy when you get back my friend I have an award for you on my blog. Get well soon!