RTT: Sometimes I Wonder If I Blow My Load On Facebook
Yeah so every week I really look forward to Tuesdays (Stacy took over, we miss Keely but love Stacy so I suppose we all win, don’t we?) because I can just let my mind wander (so basically it does what it does best) and I can spew nonsense in no order on my page but lately I’ve been struggling thinking of things to talk about. I keep a section in my phone dedicated to thoughts and posts because I’ll tell someone a story and realize I haven’t told all of you so I write it down in order to remember it but most of the time when my mind comes up with something witty I just Tweet or Facebook it.
It’s worth it though.
Hi Kyooty! See? It’s cool, right?
I’m seriously getting fed up with Norm Macdonald. I mean really. I wrote my big ass ode duh Norm thinking he’d see it on Twitter, give it a gander and take me up on my offer but not only has be COMPLETELY ignored me, he ignores EVERYONE. All he does is blast out incoherent tweets and he never @ replies back. He went through a re-tweeting phase for about a day but got yelled at so now he’s back to talking about hobo’s on buses.
At least talk about dead hookers Norm. Come on.
So I’m following Acadia’s lead and I’m seeking out a new celebrity to stalk. He put something up on his Facebook wall last week and he got 75 replies -
and his final choice? This chick -
Best known as the ass of the Human Centipede. (Dude, note she said “Best know as the ASS of The Human Centipede 
– are we sure we’re going in this direction?) He does seem to have the right train of thought though. She doesn’t have any following at all. Her IMDB links to nothing and she looks about as stupid as I assume she is but she’s hot and I’m assuming almost as famous as I am so I think it’s brilliant. I need someone like this. Find me a hot celebrity who might actually interact with me on Twitter and Facebook. I just don’t get it with Norm. I’m WAY hotter than he deserves (Thank you to Nicole for agreeing even though her reply got cut off). Sorry, but I am. His teeth have turned gray and he’s gotten all shitty looking but it’s Norm and I lust him.
I want Ryan Reynolds but he’s just way out of my league.
I doubt this is really Chris Hemsworth’s Thor) Twitter Page but I’m going to start here. He only has 8500 followers, which seems impossible given the fact that he’s the God of Thunder. I found him (I think) on Facebook and he only has 375 friends. This has to happen.
I wonder if there’s a way for me to tell him I want to lick his parts without sounding slutty?
Of fuck, he has an Elsa and she’s pretty. Drat.
I’m a hyperlinking whore today.
The female I’d go gay for is Tricia Helfer (Six on Battlestar Galactica) and I’m already riding her ass on Twitter. She only has 25K. She’s tasty.
I now know what they call tittles headlights. I have the most defined tan lines EVER. I’m going to buy gradual tanner for my tits and ass. I need blending in case Chris Hemsworth sees me in my RUSH shirt and wants to ravage me.
My dog just farted on the couch and spent a full minute licking that spot. I’m going to go Facebook that.
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LMAO!!!
Have an awesome day Julie!
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I’m more of a fan of the South Park version……
Enjoy your week!
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What is it with dogs and obsessively licking the carpet? Or the couch–I know I didn’t spill anything fun there.
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LOL! I follow a lot of celebs on my second twitter account..
and oddly enough some celebs followed me back.. 
my primary twitter account is only for following awesome people like you..
I haven’t seen any of your tweets lately though, I’m on a Facebook and Twitter diet this week, on account of I’m buried with work, but I couldn’t resist checking out your RTTs.. 
Definitely worth the time of, you crack me up!
Your dog is gross!LOL
Happy Tuesday Julie!
I heart you to death! 
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Norm doesn’t deserve you! I can’t really think of another celebrity you can stalk though. If I come up with anyone, I’ll let you know.
I’m jealous of your tan. And your hot bod.
Dogs are gross.
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Oh my! you need you a real man. Those BCP must be really good?
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Julie Reply:
June 1st, 2011 at 8:25 am
BAHAHAHAHAHA!
I don’t know how likely they are to reply back but @MishaCollins is very silly on Twitter. I’ve gotten a couple replies from @Chris_Gorham (Covert Affairs, Harper’s Island). Also, @_JosephMorgan is quite lovely and supports a very nice charity called Positive Women. Oh! @Mark_Sheppard doesn’t have terribly many followers but has guest starred in eleventy billion TV shows. I’ve gotten a couple replies from him too. OK. I’m done. I don’t actually feel like I’ve helped at all! LOL
Have a great day!!!
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Julie Reply:
June 1st, 2011 at 8:25 am
You’ve helped a ton! I’m lucky to have my favorite author (Christopher Moore) be social with his followers. I also find it funny that I have more followers than he does *giggle*
Tricia Helfer would make my top 5 too. btw – how is the vamp blood doing??
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Julie Reply:
June 1st, 2011 at 7:54 am
This is the best week of the month. I feel great and I do stuff. Next infusion is the 14th so I’ll feel shitty then.
One time, I posted a status update on FB that included the term “blow my load” and someone responded that it wasn’t nice for a “lady” to say such things. LOL. Happy Tuesday!
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Julie Reply:
June 1st, 2011 at 7:53 am
People are starting to get used to me.
RANDOM TIME! Wo0t!
● My dad died in a tragic mime accident. He got trapped in an invisible box. Nobody even tried to help him, they just threw money at his feet.
● Can I legally change my name to the same name, but with a bigger font?
● The best thing about telepathy is…I know, right?
● Saw a werewolf outside last night. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
● Hey, Rick Springfield, if you really want Jessie’s girl, find out her name.
● Walkie-talkies neither walk nor talk. They should be called holdie-noisies.
● I tried to be a workaholic but workahol tastes like shit.
● Jay-Z has never explained the mysterious disappearance of Jays A through Y.
● “Polar bears can’t jump.” – Black bears.
● The thing about being vague is, lots of stuff.
● Veggie burgers had no natural predators until vegans arrived.
● When clowns have birthday parties, they hire screaming toddlers to perform.
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I seriously need to hang out on Twitter more so I can snicker like a 12 year old boy when you Tweet.
And yeah – you totally deserve better than Norm – his loss!
Your dog sounds as perverted as my dog does.
Thanks for consistently rockin’ the random rebellion with me – I love you too!
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Ryan Reynolds is only out of your league if you say so.
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This post is incredible!
You need to search VH1. They will be your deliverance. If you get in on them before they get to I Love Money you are set!
Thor is too famous. Find someone from a Netflix Instant movie. One of the shitty horror ones.
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Julie Reply:
June 1st, 2011 at 7:48 am
You only like it because I whore you. I checked Thor out. His Twitter numbers are surprisingly low and I put a friend request in for his private FB account. I wish Ryan Reynolds wasn’t popular.
I might start stalking you.
Julie- Truly sorry the Norm thing didn’t work out
I thought with the whole 6 degrees of separation thing going on that it would be a lock.
Who would have thought Norm would be such a dickhead…oh well his loss.
Aloha!
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