Random Tuesday Thoughts – I Hear Duct Tape Works
Holy fuck-tards. You really don’t realize how good you have it until you’re brutally and painfully ripped away from it and dropped into sub zero temperatures where dozens of people are gathered around outside buildings smoking and saying how the fact that it’s currently twenty degrees makes it an “Indian Summer”.
I wonder if people are going to say that wasn’t politically correct enough and have me call it “Native American Summer”.
I got a CPAP mask so now I look like this guy-
except he has a better jaw line and creepy eyes. That is what I look like when I go to bed at night for the next two weeks. That’s when I go back to the doctor and tell him this mask is causing massive relationship issues. Considering I’m STILL snoring only we’re adding to that back pain from not being able to move at night. Say what you will, there is NO moving around in that, especially the way I move. That made sense.
US Bank is horrible. They make you go through about 247 security log in screens and they send bank statements saying you have a zero balance but you have to actually go IN the account to see the ACTUAL credit card account to see your balance. I’m trying to move everything to US Airways so I can get FF miles but I have two business accounts and they only allow for one business card, so I have to find another airline that will link to US Air. I’m going to check United.
I may be an asshole commenter for a few days more while I re-adjust to life again. I don’t like being a shitty commenter. If I don’t visit my friends blogs and comment back on the people who comment on me I feel like a dick but I think I pushed myself too far for too long, so I’m easing back into it all. Bear with me. Roar.
I love how my kid has the ability to ask the same thing over and over and OVER. He has skill.
I love how I can, as well.
I showed my friend a picture of my two boys sleeping in the car and he told me how cute they are and asked if they are four and five. Laughing, I said no, they’re four and ONE. He looks at the picture and asked if Josh (one) is the four year old and when I told him that no, he’s not, he told me what a big boy I have.
The only place I know I have that picture is on my cell and my cell is too far away to get and do anything with.
I forgot what I was going to say.
This was the first “vacation” I’ve ever taken from this website. I hated it. I’d have preferred writing, but it’s so crazy at my mother’s for Christmas and I was SO DEPRESSED that I just couldn’t do it.
I’m better now. Just snapped out of my funk a few days ago. I’m still sad but I’ve noticed that I’ve been pretty morbid and miserable on this site for about six months. I just suddenly snapped out of it and now I’m feeling better.
I’m sure it’s the drugs.
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. At least, that’s what the restraining order says.” – My father
I think I’ll leave it at that. Drugs are good, m’kay? Need an addiction of your own? Read The Un Mom and then link yer shit up there. She’s the shiz-nit.
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My husband has one of those CPAP masks and he totally doesn’t turn me on when he’s wearing it. I snore too, but I don’t have sleep apnea. I got this thing called “Pure Sleep” – it’s a mouth guard that really stops the snoring. Still ugly because you get mouth-guard mouth, but at least I can sleep on my stomach.
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“I’m sure it’s the drugs.” Too great! Glad you’re feeling better!
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That CPAP mask is so sexy. My dad has sleep apnea but refuses to do anything about it.
Don’t let comment guilt get to you. Take a few days to relax and catch up.
I think I totally messed up that link thing. I should’ve put in Elle & Stacy instead of the Dog Laxative thing. Oh well, I’m a messer-upper from way back.
Happy New Year! I’m glad you’re feeling better!
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I think all banks are horrible.
Welcome back:)
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My oldest has the same ability to ask the same thing over and over and over and over…..Sometimes I like to answer something different just to throw her off.
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Hugging is healthy. It helps the immune system, cures depression, reduce stress, and induces sleep.
No, no… not the sleeper hold!
Hubby wears a CPAP as well. It does keep him from snoring but says it doesn’t help him sleep at all. It helps ME sleep, so he deals with it ’cause either way, he wouldn’t be sleeping with me poking him to roll over and all. *LOL*
Hope ya’ll had a Merry Christmas and here’s wishing you the best of New Years!
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Ohhhhh noooooo…two sleep studies and I almost had to get one of those. Angry Husband totally needs it. He’s in denial, and I ain’t talking about the river…
I lost weight and I was fine…hmmm
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I have one of those. It covers my nose and mouth. I feel like darth vader and hate for my hubby to see me with it on.. I so know what u mean about the back pain. glad ur back!!
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You can’t play “Dominate Me, Lord Vader”?
My husband has sleep apnea, and he uses a comfort gel nasal mask that has a forehead pad too, and he tosses and turns just fine…he also has an extra long hose. You can make it work! His life is so much better for it…and so is mine! There’s all kinds if things you can do to tailor those masks to your sleeping style. I believe in you!
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