Football can turn me into a loud, foul-mouthed, totally crazed blond lunatic. Pretty much the only other thing that can do this is tequila. Football gets my blood pumping and everything in me gets excited. It’s like the sports version of sex. Touchdowns and interceptions can be orgasmic!!! Or is that just me?

I’m a die-hard Green Bay Packers fan! Have been all my life. If you were to ever watch a game with me, you’d be in for a treat. I yell…I throw things…I invent new words. I would love to blame my husband for every bad thing our children say, but who the crap am I kidding? They probably heard mommy swearing at the refs for screwing up a call…”HOLDING!! How the hell did they not call that? Are they fucking blind???” By the end of the game, my hair is usually a mess from almost pulling it out and my voice is completely gone from screaming. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)

First off- WHAT THE SHIT, CAROLINA?

Now that you’ve seen a bit about how this works, I’ll tell you about adding/dropping players and give advice on how to choose who to play each week.  Don’t always believe the projections, you’ll want to know your opponent before deciding who to play.

Granted, some things are just out of your hands.  Say I have the Baltimore Ravens as defense on my team.  I play against someone with Kansas City as theirs, so I should have had it in the bag but KC put some points up and that took the Ravens down to -1 instead of the 11 points they were being projected to get.

See who you have available to play and see who they’re playing.  You might have an average player playing a really shitty team so you’ll know that player should be able to bring you points.  The following week, it could be a different story with that same player.  If you have a guy up against Detroit, play him.  Detroit blows.  If he’s up against New England, you might want to re-think your strategy for the week.

Carolina has no offfense. Fox needs to go. Just sayin’.

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Yep.

Week one is just about over.  We have a game tonight but as it stands, I’m going to have to hit the waiver wire and drop most of my players because they clearly suck.

I suppose “Did you see that?” chose that name wisely because she’s taken the lead and smoked me like a college kid ripping a solid tube .  Most fantasy football leagues play “head-to-head” where people play one on one each week and are matched up against different players but we’re doing it a little different this year.  We’re all competing against each other.  (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)

****Note to everyone – there are two ways to play fantasy football.  Most go “head-to-head” where two people pair off and try to win.  To have fun with this one, we’re doing a points league so we are all trying to kick each others asses at the same time.  It’ll be easier for me to follow in order to teach you and a hell of a lot easier for all of us (and the world) to make fun of each other (nicely). ****

It’s game day!  The first day of football season has arrived and with it the kick off of our fantasy football season!  YES!  Get it ON, bitches!  WOO!

Okay, so for those of you who don’t want to learn or give a shit about football, this might bore the hell out of you but you don’t have to be involved in my league to learn and enjoy what’s going to happen.

Because my slacker-ass started so late, I only have one league in training and I’m going to use that league to teach those involved and all of you at the same time (to the best of my ability) about why football is the greatest fucking sport on earth and how playing fantasy football can help you learn not only the sport and the game (fantasy football), but it will also give you a reason to not just watch your home team.  Playing fantasy football gives you a reason to watch all the various games because you might have a QB (that’s QUARTERBACK – See?  Already training!) that’s playing and you want to watch the game to see how he does because you’re really hoping to crush your opponent that week. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)

Fantasy FOOTBALL.

…Pervs.

I am SO excited right now. I have once again created the Momspective Fantasy Football Training League on Yahoo (this time) and tweeted and Facebooked it for all to join in.  All you have to do is head on over to Yahoo and register or sign in with your Yahoo ID if you have one after clicking the link that will get you there. The point of this is to help women (and men) who either know nothing about football or know football and want to learn how to play fantasy football.  It all dates back to THIS POST (click that please).

THERE ARE TWO TYPES OF LEAGUES TO SIGN UP FOR.  REGISTRATION ENDS 9/7/2010 AT 11:59PM  THE AUTO-DRAFT (will explain on blog post) WILL TAKE PLACE 9/8/2010 -

SINGLE PLAYERS (NEW STUDENTS) -
http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/momspective (FULL)

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