1. Miss March
2. Forgetting Sarah Marshall
3. Step Brothers
4. Role Models
5. Knocked Up
6. Beerfest
7. Office Space
8. Spaceballs
9. Superbad
10. Pineapple Express
11. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
12. Zoolander
13. There’s Something About Mary

Oh don’t get your panties in a bunch.  I was joking around with a friend and also made a comment on my dad’s Facebook status update and said “I’d go gay for a day for her!” and I thought it’d be fun to list the hottest 13 actresses (in no particular order).  Come on, I’m not alone here.  Just go with it people.

Gillian Anderson (gotta be Scully)

Elizabeth Banks

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Yeah.  All the best things come from Canada.  I’m from Upstate NY, so it’s basically Canada, only with shitty health insurance.

Here’s a list of why I want to be Canadian -

1. Pretty much the entire cast of cool people from the old school “Saturday Night Live” episodes are from there.  Here’s a list compliments of Wikipedia.
2. They say “Ay” and “Aboot”
3. Alanis Morrissette and Rush are from there.  I like the song “Tom Sawyer”, it reminds me of my friend Sarah.
4. It’s vast.  I like big things.  I’m excessive.
5. It’s really close to Alaska.  I had a REALLY good time in Alaska.
6. I think “Mounties” is a funny word.
7. Vancouver.  Two reasons – EA SPORTS and it’s like Amsterdam.
8. They like British shit and also speak French.
9. Phantom is better in Toronto over New York.
10. Keely is there.
11. They’re REALLY friggin’ nice there.
12. I loved SCTV and Kids In The Hall.
13. Canada Dry Ginger Ale.

Sure, there are things that make Canada suck, like Celene Dion, Canadian Bacon (A.K.A. “Ham”) and the Barenaked Ladies, but the good far outweighs the bad, making Canada one great place to try to visit from time to time. (more…)

1. Leaving the cereal box open
2. Not using twist ties on the bread
3. Picking at my nails
4. Swearing like the spawn of a trucker and a sailor
5. Stealing all the covers
6. I don’t pair up the socks
7. I always bend the plug for the computer and break it
8. I’m an emotional eater
9. I’m emotional
10. I correct everyone’s grammar
11. I yell A LOT
12. I don’t think before I speak
13. I text when I shouldn’t