Random Tuesday Thoughts Are Easy When You’re Not Thinking
Go Random. Go To The Un Mom. Right Now. Well, Read This First. Then click this. She's hawt.
Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s are my favorite day. I can spew nothing on Tuesday and just post a picture and comment away on Wednesday. I was so busy with all my hospital shit that’s coming up that I freaked out last week and two of the posts I wrote for Friday and Monday vanished for a bit so no one got a good read so I’m putting them up for this week so that will help with my stress.
My house is a mess. I went to Asheville for the Type A Mom Con and it ROCKED. I got to see all my favorite lovahs and now I can’t wait for Blissdom and Blogher. I didn’t realize how bad I need all of you in person from time to time. I’m so lucky to have you.
I also like to party like a rock star.
I’d make sweet love to Kadi if I was a lesbian.
I woke up with a terrible hip hop song in my head, went through my morning zombie motions and then took Josh to school and it was the first song that played when I turned the radio on.
I thought I was in the clear. I was wrong. He’s back -
I thought I had thwarted all his efforts but I was wrong. My friend Elaina (the one I’m always in bar pics with) is staying at my house for a bit and she said she walked out the door and accidentally stepped on him. He must be made of titanium because all he did was some crazy kung-foo move and twist through the air to face the door. She was brave enough to get an actual picture. I always do it with the protection of a glass door in front of me.
So there he is. Just sitting. It’s the end of his stalking season and he threw everything he could my way. His minions put me through the ringer with the bites and stalking for him but it appears he had to come back and see for himself what I was up to. Luckily I managed to thwart (I’ve been dying to say that) his efforts by being two hours away in Asheville NC.
Thank god I’m going away again this weekend.
I have a notes section on my phone for when I think of something funny to reference, especially during my psycho moments when I need to remember how to be funny but I abbreviate, type fast, spell most of it wrong and don’t use punctuation so while I know I had something there to work with, I have no clue what it is right now. This is just a snippet -
Cock rider that’s my name don’t wear it out damn. I feel &like a woman Crazy dog. Love blog rant typa a dj defeated stalker frog (boy was I wrong there).Cheerleader Barbie hot coffee w ac on operation…
That’s just the first few lines. There are a bunch more. I think I’m seriously mentally retarded. Remember, for those of you who think I’m making fun of being retarded, I am allowed to say it because I do meet and exceed all of the criteria Wikipedia lists.
My sinus infection is somehow making me get bronchitis. I had a fever over 102 last night. I’m actually staying in every night this week. That’s how bad it is.
I can’t wait up stairs while wearing flip flops without tripping and falling.
After nine year of being the perfect dog, he’s recently decided it’s cool to steal food from my counter. I gave him a very stern talking to.
My new radio show is going to rock. I’m announcing the changes Thursday at 1030PM EST (I heart Kyooty for always staying on my ass about my show, you’ll love this if it goes the way my mind is starting to think. I’ll say that there will be singing and giveaways) and will launch the new show the following Monday.
I’m boring myself.
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I really need to get to a conference. Asheville is probably the closest one to me so far…but I was at home. I should have just splurged on the party package like you did. Maybe next year. I think Kadi rocks too, although the 7 kids is something I can’t (don’t want to) comprehend.
Rachele´s last [type] ..Parental Experiment 1The Results are In
That frog is creeping the hell out of me now, too. Thanks for that. Because having my kid think the squirrels are attacking him isn’t enough.
Mama Badger´s last [type] ..Random Tuesday Thoughts
Julie’s daddy’s random Tuesday thoughts:
— I’ve done a lot or terrible things in my life, but I’ve never eaten dinner at a Target store food court.
— “Make a sculpture, it’ll last longer.” – Naked Guy in Gym Locker Room to Michelangelo.
— At least the owner of Segway died doing something he loved: Being lazy.
— First rule of thumb: Thumbs shouldn’t have rules. That just makes no fucking sense.
Dr. B.´s last [type] ..THE WISDOM OF TEAPARTY JESUS
Hey Julie, have the leaves changes up in Asheville yet? I feel like heading up to the mountains soon. I think your notes are hysterical, but I have a sinus infection too
VetTech´s last [type] ..Guess My Netflix – heh
I wish I could have gone to Type A! Maybe next year…will you party with me?
I hope you feel better soon – I’m just now getting rid of a major sinus infection that was looking terminal.
That is one ginormous frog! I would have freaked out if I stepped on him and not had my wits about me to take a picture – your friend rocks!
Stacy (the Random Cool Chick)´s last [type] ..Corn Festival and Princess Zelda – Random Tuesday Thoughts
have a great trip!
That frog is HUGE!! Yuckie! I would die!
Radio show? Can we hear it online?
GiGi´s last [type] ..Humpday is here… So are Humpday memes!
Hubbie told me about the show change lastnight. So now you’ve got two listeners waiting for Monday night. I just checked yoru linky it’s trying ot add a college humour link to my linky!
I didn’t end up writing a RTT. I think I spilled all my Random on Saturday for VGNO.
Also I thought you stalker frog was here lastnight, the kiddy pool is a lot cause and I haven’t taken it down yet, (oopsl lazy much?) and so I think a frog moved into it. I tried to tell Hubbie it was the new duck pond. He’s not going for it. It really doesn’t look much like what the neighbours have in their yards.
oops cupcakes are done.:) ok so maybe this was random
kyooty´s last [type] ..Saturday VGNO
Julie Reply:
September 29th, 2010 at 8:23 am
I have a show this Thursday first announcing what I’m up to Monday
YAY! so Tomorrow!
kyooty´s last [type] ..Saturday VGNO
Being retarded doesn’t hurt Peter Griffin. Granted, his kids are screwed up, but his wife is a hottie… you know, for a cartoon.
Totally LOLing at your random notes. I make some in my phone like that too, though not nearly as entertaining.
Claire´s last [type] ..Following in the bullet tradition…
I could sit here and make a bunch of hokey comments about your post, but can I just say instead how much I enjoy reading you? Well I do….
…oh, and one hokey comment, I can’t help myself…for the frog situation, I think you should just try kissing him and see if he turns into Prince Charming…I’m just sayin’…