Random Tuesday Thoughts Of Which I Have None
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My head is stupid today.
I’m eating chips and salsa hoping to burn it away.
Maybe it needs nose spray. It seems like everyone has a stupid cough and now I have a stupid cough which is total bullshit because I just saw a billion specialists who gave me a billion inhalers and I take a billion pills (I don’t mind) and now I have a cough and runny nose. It’s not like my regular one where I just hear my lung bubbling like a bong hit, it’s that nasty tasting cough that you can’t get all the way up that leaves a nasty taste in your mouth.
I love peeing in the shower but I’d rather not do a vitamin pee. Those super yellow ones stink. I’m glad I use this new Oil of Olay shit I got. I bought it because it says “Deep Penetrating Moisture” on the front. I giggled. I bought it. It really does penetrate some serious moisture.
Fuck. Stupid fucking cough. I also keep typing couch and I have to go back and change it. I don’t mind my couch.
Phlegm.
I miss Patrick Swayze. I said that on Facebook last week and can’t believe how many other people miss him like I do. I guarantee you that we’ll see some serious Swayze comments on this post. That picture on my sidebar of me totally rocking the bikini was on Mother’s Day just after I Baby’d my Slip N Slide to “I Had The Time of My Life”. I ran around in the sprinklers dancing to it until the part where Baby ran and landed in Jonnie’s arms and he held her high came on. My Slip N Slide is named Jonnie and I ran up to him and flew down him with all the force I had and I landed in that giant muddy puddle of water, jumped up and rocked that pose. My kid grabbed my phone and took the picture. Even at five he knows when mom has a great photo op.
I ate corn yesterday.
I have a gift of fucking my glasses up the second I get them fixed. I’m starting to think maybe my head is crooked.
Oh. My head IS crooked but I meant like physically as well.
I watched the news today. I have no idea why all of you subject yourself to that. It is SO DEPRESSING. Charlie Sheen looks terrible. All you do is absorb tragic information and get angry or sad then wait for the next series of tragic information, leaving the previous deuce of tragic information in the skid mark in the undies of history.
Fuck February. Let’s get to April. National Julie day is the 14th.
I get all my news from my dad. He has a way of turning all of the bullshit into something funny. Some of it is serious and I read it and if I feel I need more information I typically say “I don’t get it” and my dad will leave a link on my Facebook comment explaining what he’s talking about. I usually reply with “I still don’t get it”.
I just made a statement and decided I didn’t know how to properly word it so I deleted it and put this here instead.
My hair is awesome.
I have nothing useful to say so I’m going to go eat chips and salsa now.
Word.
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Julie’s Daddy’s Rambling Tuesday Thoughts:
==> I couched up a cough myself. I don’t get it either. I have no link either. You started it.
==> How come when Charlie Sheen acts like this he’s an addict but when Tony Robbins acts like this, he’s a success coach?
==> You have glasses? I didn’t know that. How Beechinor of you.
==> Pro Tip: The squishy spot on a baby’s head is NOT the reset button.
==> Dora The Explorer episodes would be over in 5 minutes or less if she would trade in that stupid talking map for a GPS unit.
==> I like to approach strangers excitedly and say, “It’s like I don’t even know you!”
==> Everyone should learn how to say, “What are you, deaf or something?!” in sign language.
==> I’ll never believe you’re a “risk taker” unless I see you swallow an Ambien and a laxative at the same time.
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Charlie Sheen has lost his damn mind.
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The news is sooo depressing. I never watch it. Not even when I had tv. I shun the news. *shuns*
Have I told you lately that you rock?
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Patrick Swayze makes an appearance next Monday for you…Spike and Booth are there for you this week.
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The only news I listen to is CNN headline news on XM radio and though it’s *mostly* good, there’s way too much Sheen on it, and I just don’t give a crap, you know? Happy Tuesday!
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Don’t be a stupid head–nothing good can come of it.
Charlie Sheen is a tool.
Patrick Swayze made Roadhouse. Roadhouse II (sans Swayze) blew chunks… and that little Goonie wasn’t happy.
Your dad’s funny… even if he is a libby.
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Totally have that image of the allergy commercial where they walk the heads like balloons because they have medicine head- you make a lovely cartoon.
Now I want salsa and chips. Thanks, you are just saying that so I go on a binge and don’t get my lazy ass in shape. It’s like annoying drivers ONLY get on the roads when I want to go somewhere to piss me off.
The news sucks- I see headlines on twitter and facebook and figure I get the highlights or maybe I should say lowlights from there, I would never subject myself to zillions of hours of gloom and doom on purpose. Unless it is the zombie apocalypse, which we live for.
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joining you in Chips and salsa.
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LOL. Love the random thoughts. Also love the peeing and vitamin pee comment. Funny!
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Oh! Hope you get relieved soon. News about Charlie Sheen is depressing indeed, tsk. tsk. tsk.
Charlie Sheen looks like ASS. And why the fuck was he on CNN last night? That shit is enough of a buzz kill as it is!
I agree that it needs to be April already.
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