Nov
29
2011
9
Nov
28
2011
8

RTT – I’m Not Wearing Any Pants

That’s right!  You’re reading this, I’m pants-less.

RAWR.

So how did batman kill the joker?

With a handful of sleeping pills.

I didn’t even realize it was a terrible Heath Ledger joke until someone told me, I just thought it was funny.

I was then told a bunch of SUPER offensive jokes that I can’t say on here.

Let’s list my phobias!


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Written by Julie Maloney in: Random Tuesday Thoughts

Nov
28
2011
9

Friendship Is Rare

Wow.  I am one lucky lady.  Lucky, lucky, lucky.

I have so much to be thankful for.  I suppose it’s the best time of the year for that.

Every relationship in my life has been tested and proven in the past month.   When someone goes through a major trauma people either shy away or step up.  That’s it.  There really is no middle ground.

I was raped.  Plain and simple.  It was not on a damn boat you psycho and all the proper measures were put in place and action was taken so stay the fuck out of my life (you know who you are), it was a month ago and the details are horrid and painful and nobody’s business but my therapists. I’ve come to terms with that.  I’m not angry, I’m not scared (although I do want to list my phobias for you tomorrow.  Turns out there are quite a few and I’m “quirky” but they have nothing to do with this) and I do NOT feel sorry for myself.

What happened was I went through PTSD.  Lucky for me I’m brilliant.  I did everything right.  I Googled trauma and PTSD and saw that every emotion I had was natural.  It sucked and I hated every second of it but it was natural.  Sure I wanted to kill myself but you know what I did?  What I really did?  I went to a hospital.

(It gets better. Click to continue reading…)


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Written by Julie Maloney in: Adventures,depression

Nov
25
2011
7

Red & Blue and the Carnival Magic in Galveston!

Well here it is folks, Tim and I took our Pillow Pets Red (his dog) and Blue (my monkey) to Galveston, TX to check out the new Carnival Magic.  Rather than drone on about what the ship has to offer we decided to take the kids out for a tour after we saw Maroon 5 and had a relaxing few hours in the hot tub.  I’m sure I’ll toss some more pictures up next week but I wanted you to see what fun our kids had on the ship.  Enjoy!

(It gets better. Click to continue reading…)


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Written by Julie Maloney in: Step 4: Have Fun!

Nov
22
2011
9

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