*Note to all my homies – I just launched a giveaway above this.  I always return comments on posts but I DO NOT return comments on giveaways.  I’d go insane.  Just enter because it’s awesome but I’m going to visit you as I normally do off every other post.  I don’t care if that sounds douchey.  It’s how I roll”

Okay well today is the last day I’m blogging without internet.  I’ve either been driving to Ryan’s house or trying to get the one bar of unsecured internet I could find in my neighborhood.  It’s a long story I’m not getting into (actually it’s short but I don’t feel like telling it) and I’m going to get it at my place tomorrow so I should be blogging, commenting and EC dropping (for those of you who know what that is) more.

Working in the restaurant service industry has changed my opinion on everything.  First of all, I’ve always been an awesome tipper.  I’m seeing that a ton of people are not.  Fuckers.  I’m getting used to working with a ton of women.  So far they all rock.  They’re very helpful and I’m not seeing any drama.  If there is some I’m too new to see it.  I think my boss is smart in hiring hot chicks and very few dudes.  The dudes we have are good looking but there’s no heavy flirting and whatnot.

I’m about to launch a giveaway on my Wii Mommies website.  It’s pretty sweet.  If I can jack internet today I’ll put it up but I might have to type it out and toss it up tomorrow or Saturday.  I’m giving away a bunch of food in a picnic basket and a ton of free coupons.  I got the same thing and it’s super awesome like me.

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I remember wen Keely said she had to take a break with work and blogging and I thought “Pa-shaw, I can handle both maybe possibly”.  WRONG.  I suck at this.  The thing is, I get to stay up all night and sleep all day so now I’m not blogging until mid-afternoon.  I’m thinking I’m going to start doing it at night before I go to bed when I’m tweaked anyway so I stop feeling guilty. I was going to write this at nine when I got up for my shrink appointment but I heard it’s going to rain this afternoon so I went to the pool instead.

It’s all about priorities.

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Well, being in the restaurant industry is partially what I expected.  I had my first drunk guys the other day.  It was awesome to get hit on and actually get paid for it which  I know makes me sound like a prostitute but that’s okay I’m pretty sure I pretty much am but I put out cocktails instead of taking in cock.

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I just had a dream that one of my posts mentioned soccer being uber boring and a soccer coach came into my work and yelled at me because one of her girls quit the team because of it.

I love my job.  LOVE my job.  I’m nervous about tonight because my only role is to run plates and I get confused when things go quickly.  To be honest I hope we don’t have a ton of tables.  I don’t want to fuck up.  I know the seat numbers and I’m doing well but the one thing I lack is grace and coordination and I just need to remember to take a minute and step back to think of the section the plates are going to.  I actually had a dream about that too.

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