So a while back I was writing about getting excited about Jacob heading to Kindergarten and I honestly didn’t know what to expect. He has his new clothes, new school supplies and his super cool lunch box. He gets dropped off in the morning and feels like a big kid at the end of the day because he and his “best bud” get to sit in the very first seat on the bus together.
Life is good. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)
Go Random. Go To The Un Mom. Right Now. Well, Read This First. Then click this. She's hawt.
I wish I could lick her face.
Sex, drugs, rock n’ roll.
Drink a keg, smoke a bowl.
Sex is good, keeps us alive,
Cause we’re the class of ’95!
That was my high school class song. I made it up by hearing something similar and changing it to those words. I think maybe 10 people caught on. In retrospect, sex does not necessarily keep us alive. We didn’t know about the nasty shit back then though.
So my friend Matt made a cool boner on facebook -
This motherfucker wants me dead.
That’s right. Dead.
That, my dear friends, is my stalker Frog. If you follow me on Twitter or Facebook, you’ve heard of him. If you don’t follow me what the fuck dude? Just look in my sidebar, there are all kinds of ways to stalk my ass. Get on it. The Frog. The Frog is so smart he refuses to show his face so I can’t pick him out in a police lineup. I’ve tried to take dozens of pics but I’m too scared to get too close to him, lest he attack with some venom.
If he was a toad I totally lick his back or some shit so I could trip my face off but whatever.
I wasn’t going to write this today but my mind is numb and I was told I’d probably write this today anyway. His minions are doing his dirty work. Rumor has it he’s watching me from afar and laughing at me as he poops on my neighbors porch. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)
Yep. That’s me. Back in February, I had the honor of heading down to Miami to meet some of the NFL players and test out the new line that Gatorade has to help athletes perform better and stay hydrated. That right there is a picture of me with NY Jets left tackle D’Brickashaw Ferguson after we participated in the Gatorade GSSI testing. As a fitness enthusiast and NFL lover, the GSSI testing was a perfect fit for me.
With school just starting and all kinds of sporting activities coming our way, Gatorade has just launched a free, online fitness and nutrition tool called “Rewind Yourself,” http://www.replaytheseries.com/pages/training_rewind. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)
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