Yeah.  That’s what I said.  “YUM”.

Subway and Momspective would like to introduce (or re-introduce) to you their new breakfast line and show you how it’s clearly better than all of the other breakfast options we see out there when were on the go.  What’s unique about Subway breakfast is that it can provide fresh and healthy options that are customizable to your taste with sauces, veggies, cheese and meat toppings.  It’s not slapped together the night before and tossed on a tray for you. You are walked through the preparation of your breakfast and can be sure you’ve been provided with a healthy option while you’re on the go.

SUBWAY breakfast offerings feature a variety of sandwiches ranging from their Western Egg White Muffin Melt, with only 4 grams of fat for a quick snack, to a more filling meal with a Steak, Egg and Cheese sandwich. When Building Your Better Breakfast, don’t forget to customize! All of their breakfast sandwiches come on your choice of English muffins, subs or flatbread with a variety of veggies and toppings.

For me personally, I have to say that the customer service I get at my local Subway restaurant was outstanding.  There is just no way I can get to breakfast sometimes and I had the gift card in my hands and all I could think about was that sandwich.  If any of you take a look at the post before this, you’ll see that the Subway is in the Super Walmart that gave me a heck of a time yesterday.  Subway was the only highlight of that trip. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)

There’s no way humanly possible I can write a douche review without being vulgar and potentially hilarious. They gave me permish to go all Julie on this one. If this will offend you and cause your eyes to set on fire, stop reading now.

I’ve had various douche conversations over the years. I make fun of people, I still laugh at the classic “Not so fresh feeling” commercial and have heard the ever famous “douching will kill your vagina” speeches dozens of times. I’m not a douche-pro but I’m sure I had some douche-tastic “Gettin’ the love-jizz cleared out from wake up sex so I wouldn’t leak jizz all day” situation but with all the scary douche talk, we all tend to just let the jizz leak out.

Then WaterWorks sent me an email saying that the FDA approved their douche and asked me if I could review it. I said yes for two reasons. First of all, I can now tell people they’re wrong since the FDA is diggin’ it and secondly, this review has brought so many new douche terms into my life I felt it was my personal obligation to share them all with you. I hyphenated all the ones I plan on using in the future (i.e. “douche-tube”). (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)

Do you see those beautiful, loving boys above?  Aren’t they just adorable with all their innocence melting into your soul?

Take a closer look as the bunny cowers in fear from the previous choke-hold he endured and is preparing for the next one sure to come.  See my older son with his hand sliding around his brother’s back for a “hug”.  No.  It got ugly.

Today, I realized that a higher power has decided that I will be forever doomed to the worst possible endless cycle of torture in my afterlife.  I have finally figured out what it will be.  Now so will you. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)

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Go Random. Go To The Un Mom. Right Now. Well, Read This First. Then click this. She's hawt.

I want to vomit.  I have this weird thing about me.  Can you imagine that?  Just a month ago, I swallowed about 7 pills every morning at the same time with no problems.  For the first time since having Josh, I’m taking vitamins.  Ever since I was a kid I’ve hated them.  When I was pregnant, I requested the chewable ones.  Now that I feel better, I take 2 pills.  One to make me less crazy (no shit) and a vitamin.

Every time I take a vitamin I have to sit in place and basically hold my breath for twenty minutes until the urge to vomit goes away.  It’s not the swallowing, it’s the ten minutes after when it starts to work.

My doc said I lost too much weight too fast with the Lith detox (I went from an 8 to a 4 in a month) and that’s why my hair and face went to the depths of hell.  He said take a vitamin and start showering more. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)