So You’re Having A Baby? I’m Starting A Flashback Series.
So I was on Facebook the other day (if you add me as a friend please understand I’m a brutal, vulgar Facebooker) and I think I asked for something to write about and one of my closest friends from school suggested that I write about labor, since she’s pregnant with her first child.
Lindz, you’re brilliant. That idea slapped an entire series of stories into my head from my pregnancies. I just realized last night that I’ve never talked about being pregnant or giving birth. Since I have absolutely NO intention (or ability) to EVER have another child again, I just never thought much about it but looking back on my pregnancies I realized I have stories. Lots of stories.
I was going to write about labor, as suggested, but she’s only at like 20 weeks, so I can start at the beginning. I’ll get done before she delivers. I’m starting fresh. I’m too effing funny not to.
If you know me, you know my uterus was a piece of shit and I had everything ripped clear out of me recently. If you don’t know me, that means that I had a full hysterectomy because my uterus was a piece of shit.
Growing up, my uterus messed with me on so many levels, I would have ripped it out myself if I didn’t hold out some hope that I’d bear children, even though I was told by multiple doctors that I never would.
Apparently, they were wrong. (more…)
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