Bitchfest ’09 – Part Deux

I was planning on writing about fantasy football today, because I initially dedicated my Mondays to my Fantasy Football training stuff, but I am absolutely MISERABLE today and I’ve decided to bitch instead. I’ve already written my Bitchfest ’09 this year, but I’m bringing y’all a round two, simply because I’m bitching and it’s still 2009. Aren’t I a bundle of joy?
I love Thanksgiving. I freaking LOVE it. All year long, I look forward to the joys of stuffing my face without guilt. I talk about it for weeks in advance. I prep for it by finding my favorite stretchy pants and giggle in anticipation.
This Thanksgiving, I got the Swine Flu or some shit.
I doubt that’s what it was, but what the frick. Regardless, I was sick. Super sick.
Beyond that, I’m bipolar. I tell everyone all the time so y’all probably know that. I’m also menopausal, which I never thought would bother me, since I hated my uterus for making me so uncomfortable with the grudge it had against me, but I was wrong. It bothers me. (It gets better. Click to continue reading…)
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