I know.  I started it. 

The Poke War

Back in March, I had a friend that would hit on girls.  He’d poke them.  I thought poking was the dumbest thing ever.  I had a few pokers.  I mostly ignored it.  I had some friends who I don’t really talk to anymore poke me from time to time just so they’d know they were thinking of me and a few random strangers would poke.  And Cara would poke.  Shit poked me hard and she poked me fast.  She just strapped her poke on and slammed me right up against the Face-wall.

So one day, I decided it would be absolutely fucking brilliant of me to start a poke war.  Bitches were gettin’ all up in my shit about me not poking them back so I said, “Let’s see what I’m made of.”

Considering the amount I was poked and the poking I gave back, I’m surprised I didn’t have an FB-STD after that day. (more…)

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Go Random. Go To The Un Mom. Right Now. Well, Read This First. Then click this. She's hawt.

I wish I could lick her face.

Sex, drugs, rock n’ roll.

Drink a keg, smoke a bowl.

Sex is good, keeps us alive,

Cause we’re the class of ’95!

That was my high school class song.  I made it up by hearing something similar and changing it to those words.  I think maybe 10 people caught on.  In retrospect, sex does not necessarily keep us alive.  We didn’t know about the nasty shit back then though.

So my friend Matt made a cool boner on facebook -

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