I slept eleven hours and I am exhausted. I don’t know how I’m going to handle Tuesday and Wednesday when I have to take Jake to summer school (not really summer school it’s a continued learning program so he doesn’t forget everything he learned this year) from 930-1130. For someone who sleeps until noon that’s the ass crack of dawn. Last week I used my free McDonald’s gift cards they keep sending me for writing for them to get an Egg McMuffin and coffee. I’m going to bed at like nine tonight. Bet you $20 I don’t fall asleep until midnight, it’s just the way my body chemistry is.
So I made the grave mistake of telling Facebook about how the TruGreen guy walked into my backyard just as I was adjusting the twins causing him to see my boobs. I’ve been getting a ton of private messages from perverts asking me to send them naked pictures and people want to keep talking about what he saw. IT WAS BOOBS PEOPLE. I already said it in my update status, there wasn’t anything else to it. We got the bill, it’s not like we got a discount. I’m doing a lot of ignoring lately.
Friday was my anniversary and I decided to do a massive clean on my house (not related) and I swear you’d have no idea it ever happened, it’s been four days. I came downstairs this morning to find all of the couch cushions on the floor in a pile surrounded by blankets and stuffed animals and I honestly have no idea what the kids are doing with it. I tossed them a half-assed “Pick that up” but decided I needed to blog so I’d let it slide until it was time to go outside to the pool.
Anyone else going broke with their kids out of school? We’re having to set time limits on eating because they won’t stop. At least when they were in school I could pack their lunch and they’d be content eating that. I’m considering doing the same this summer. When they ask for lunch I’ll give them a lunch box and at snack time two and a half hours later (which causes them to constantly ask what time it is.) I’m trying to force fruit on them but they just bitch about EVERYTHING. I’m not giving in though. They don’t eat what I give them they can wait until dinner which they also complain about. They want nuggets, I cook grilled chicken breast on the grill. Nuggets are not going to happen.
You can totally tell I’m grumpy and exhausted today, I’m in bitch mode. I’m going to cut this short so I can go jump in the still slightly chilly pool to hopefully wake myself up. I’m not where I want to be physically because I let myself go this winter so I need to lose ten pounds and I’ve come up with a fantastic diet and workout plan that convinces me I’ll have it burned off by the end of the month. When I set my mind to something it happens. I hope you’re starting to have the same beautiful weather we’re having down here in South Carolina, I’m going to New York in two weeks and I still can’t decide what to pack. I wear summer dresses every day, from what I’ve been seeing on the Weather Channel I’m going to need jeans and a jacket. Shitty.
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